Off topic - For sale: Fixer-upper body.

[DesertEyes]

For sale: Fixer-upper body.

Well preserved classic available for quick sale to dedicated handyman. Electricals and plumbing ready for the touch of an artistic repairman looking for that special challenge. Current occupant is looking to down-size to more efficient model that requires less hands-on maintenance. Unit has been meticulously maintained at great cost to current occupant, full documentation and receipts available for inspection. Please refer to eBay number #*********.

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Some days, I'm only half joking about the above. Today is one of those days. Blood pressure and heart rate are all over the place, got the Mother of all Migraines, and I'm just making time 'till the meds kick in. I know my emotions will be much improved once my heart stops pounding, my blood pressure gets normal and I'm not in so much pain I'm on the verge of banging my head against a brick wall cuz it'll hurt _less_ !!!!

Thanx for listening to my vent. It helps to know you guys understand.

Mike

[nandm]

(((Mike))))) thanks for the smile. Fortunately I only feel like that a few times a year. Wonder what kind of bids you would get on ebay? lol

[lizw]

it's a bugger when the old body won't work in the ways it is meant to. If I live to an old age, I will be in big trouble.

I get the heart thumping thing from time to time. Docs checked it and can't figure out what it is from. Just like they can't figure out why I have phases of wanting to pass out.

Life is never dull when your body/health is like an amusement park. I was going to say house of horror, but that is too self pitying. lol

[DesertEyes]

Originally Posted by nandm

(((Mike))))) thanks for the smile. Fortunately I only feel like that a few times a year. Wonder what kind of bids you would get on ebay? lol

Hey, I'm going to have a minimum starting bid, ya know. I've learned that much in recovery, I'm not dirt, I'm worth _something_ !!!!

* lol *

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Originally Posted by lizw

.... it's a bugger when the old body won't work in the ways it is meant to. If I live to an old age, I will be in big trouble ....

* lol *

Originally Posted by lizw

.... I get the heart thumping thing from time to time. Docs checked it and can't figure out what it is from.....

I blame it on the docs, I tell 'em it only happens when I get their bill

Originally Posted by lizw

....Just like they can't figure out why I have phases of wanting to pass out. ....

noooooooooo i never have phases of _wanting_ to pass out. never !!!! Whenever I do pass out I always wake up in the ICU and they won't let me out for _days_.

Originally Posted by lizw

...Life is never dull when your body/health is like an amusement park. I was going to say house of horror, but that is too self pitying. lol

* lol *

How about a really bad foreign monster movie. It's so bad you wish it would just end, but then you realize it's the only show in town.

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Mike

[barb dwyer]

Personally -

I'm saving up for the world's first whole body transplant.

Like in the movies - put a collander with tons of alligator clips on my head and the other on say, Nicole Kidman or something similar.
Hit a button - presto chango...
Sign me up.

[lizw]

Originally Posted by barb dwyer

I'm saving up for the world's first whole body transplant.

Not if I have anything to do with it!
Me, first.
Me, first.

[reader]

Oh Mike, u made me laugh. U want to buy mine I am falling apart too, what a pair. lol. good u have a sense of humor . Laughter is the medicine they say. A big hug coming ur way and a prayer to. Kerry

[DesertEyes]

Originally Posted by barb dwyer

... Like in the movies - put a collander with tons of alligator clips on my head and the other on say, Nicole Kidman or something similar.
Hit a button - presto chango...
Sign me up.

* lmao *

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Originally Posted by reader

Oh Mike, u made me laugh. U want to buy mine I am falling apart too, what a pair. lol. good u have a sense of humor . Laughter is the medicine they say. A big hug coming ur way and a prayer to. Kerry

You wanna trade parts? Maybe between the two of us we can come up with one working body

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Mike