Intelligence Test - SoberRecovery : Alcoholism Drug Addiction Help and Information

wingsfree · 08-01-2006, 05:17 PM

Read the question, then try to answer without scrolling down first-- -then check your answer by scrolling down!!

(Q1) WHAT DO YOU PUT IN A TOASTER?

ANSWER: BREAD

IF YOU SAID "TOAST" THEN GIVE UP NOW AND GO AND FIND YOURSELF A SHOE BOX AS YOU CAN'T HANDLE LIFE. IF YOU SAID "BREAD" THEN PLEASE PROGRESS ON TO QUESTION 2

(Q2) SAY "SILK" 5 TIMES, NOW SPELL "SILK". WHAT DO COWS DRINK?

ANSWER: "WATER"

IF YOU SAID "MILK," THEN MAY I SUGGEST THAT YOU DO NOT TRY THE NEXT QUESTION, AS IT MAY SEEM THAT YOUR BRAIN CELL IS OVER - TAXED, YOU NEED A HOLIDAY...MAY I SUGGEST CHILDREN'S WORLD? IF YOU SAID "WATER" THEN YOU MAY GO ONTO QUESTION 3

(Q3) IF A RED HOUSE IS MADE FROM RED BRICKS, A BLUE HOUSE IS MADE OUT OF BLUE BRICKS, A PINK HOUSE IS MADE OUT OF PINK BRICKS, A BLACK HOUSE IS MADE OUT OF BLACK BRICKS. WHAT IS A GREEN HOUSE MADE OUT OF?

ANSWER: "GLASS"

IF YOU SAID "GREEN BRICKS" THEN WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE READING THESE QUESTIONS!!!! IF YOU SAID "GLASS" THEN PLEASE PROGRESS ONTO QUESTION 4

(Q4) 20 YEARS AGO A PLANE IS FLYING AT 20,000 FT, OVER THE OLD COUNTRY GERMANY WHEN 2 OF THE ENGINES FAIL, THE PILOT REALIZING THAT THE LAST REMAINING ENGINE WAS FAILING, HE DECIDES A CRASH LANDING PROCEDURE, BUT UNFORTUNATELY THE ENGINE FAILS BEFORE TIME AND THE PLANE CRASHES SMACK BANG IN THE MIDDLE OF "NO MANS LAND" THE LAND BETWEEN EAST GERMANY AND WEST GERMANY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BERLIN WALL, WHERE WOULD YOU BURY THE SURVIVORS EAST GERMANY, WEST GERMANY OR IN "NO MANS LAND"?

ANSWER: YOU DON'T BURY "SURVIVORS"

IF YOU SAID ANYTHING OTHER THAN THE SENTENCE ABOVE THEN PLEASE NEVER FLY, YOU MAY CAUSE MORE DAMAGE SHOULD THE PLANE CRASH!!! IF YOU SAID THE SENTENCE ABOVE THEN CARRY ON TO QUESTION 5

(Q5) IF ON A CLOCK THE HOUR HAND MOVES 1/60th OF A DEGREE EVERY MINUTE THEN HOW MANY DEGREES WILL THE HOUR HAND TRAVEL IN 1 HOUR?

ANSWER: "1 DEGREE"

IF YOU SAID "360 DEGREES", OR ANYTHING OTHER THAN THE ANSWER, MAY I CONGRATULATE YOU ON GETTING THIS FAR...BUT BE HONEST WITH YOURSELF, DO YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE THE LAST AND FINAL QUESTION? IF YOU SAID "1 DEGREE" THEN PLEASE GO ON TO THE LAST QUESTION

(Q6) **WITHOUT USING A CALCULATOR**

YOU ARE DRIVING A BUS FROM LONDON TO MILFORD HAVEN (WALES) IN LONDON 17 PEOPLE GET ON THE BUS, IN READING 6 PEOPLE GET OFF, 9 PEOPLE GET ON, IN SWINDON 2 PEOPLE GET OFF, 4 PEOPLE GET ON, IN CARDIFF 11 PEOPLE GET OFF, 16 PEOPLE GET ON, IN SWANSEA 3 PEOPLE GET OFF, 5 PEOPLE GET ON, IN CARMARTHEN, 6 PEOPLE GET OFF,3 PEOPLE GET ON THE BUS THEN PULLS INTO MILFORD HAVEN BUS DEPOT

WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THE BUS DRIVER?

ANSWER: "YOUR NAME." READ THE FIRST LINE.

cwohio · 08-01-2006, 06:42 PM

my head hurts after that post denise!

wingsfree · 08-01-2006, 07:37 PM

Haha mine hurt too Christie

.....yowza

And look it's made Karmabella

Ooops

historyteach · 08-01-2006, 07:48 PM

Got them all right but for the green house one...

Not too shabby, lol!

Shalom!

cwohio · 08-01-2006, 07:49 PM

that's just cuz you're a teacher - phooey!!!

daveagle · 08-01-2006, 07:57 PM

got them all apart from the last one

there i was busy adding and subtracting!-like i always tell my kids, read the question and there i was ...

dave

**Ann** · 08-01-2006, 07:59 PM

Colour me Duh

nevergivingup · 08-01-2006, 08:41 PM

I got the bus one wrong. I thought it said you are on a bus. DUH! Reading comprehension!!!! I answered - not enough information!

happyagain · 08-02-2006, 01:52 AM

lol....i got them all right...but that is only because i have a 14 year old and an 11 1/2 year old who have asked me those same questions about a million times!!!! gee....kids jokes do come in handy sometimes!!!!! lol

indigo · 08-02-2006, 03:53 AM

hehehehehe I thoroughly enjoyed that, even tho my brain is fried LOL

best · 08-02-2006, 09:01 AM

And one more...

(Q6) **USING A CALCULATOR if you like**

YOU ARE DRIVING A BUS FROM LONDON TO MILFORD HAVEN (WALES) IN LONDON 17 PEOPLE GET ON THE BUS, IN READING 6 PEOPLE GET OFF, 9 PEOPLE GET ON, IN SWINDON 2 PEOPLE GET OFF, 4 PEOPLE GET ON, IN CARDIFF 11 PEOPLE GET OFF, 16 PEOPLE GET ON, IN SWANSEA 3 PEOPLE GET OFF, 5 PEOPLE GET ON, IN CARMARTHEN, 6 PEOPLE GET OFF,3 PEOPLE GET ON THE BUS THEN PULLS INTO MILFORD HAVEN BUS DEPOT

How many people are on the bus?

ANSWER: READ THE FIRST LINE.

26 plus one equals 27. You are on the bus as well.

08-01-2006, 05:17 PM	#1 (permalink)
wingsfree Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Life Is Short Posts: 2,019	Intelligence Test Read the question, then try to answer without scrolling down first-- -then check your answer by scrolling down!! (Q1) WHAT DO YOU PUT IN A TOASTER? ANSWER: BREAD IF YOU SAID "TOAST" THEN GIVE UP NOW AND GO AND FIND YOURSELF A SHOE BOX AS YOU CAN'T HANDLE LIFE. IF YOU SAID "BREAD" THEN PLEASE PROGRESS ON TO QUESTION 2 (Q2) SAY "SILK" 5 TIMES, NOW SPELL "SILK". WHAT DO COWS DRINK? ANSWER: "WATER" IF YOU SAID "MILK," THEN MAY I SUGGEST THAT YOU DO NOT TRY THE NEXT QUESTION, AS IT MAY SEEM THAT YOUR BRAIN CELL IS OVER - TAXED, YOU NEED A HOLIDAY...MAY I SUGGEST CHILDREN'S WORLD? IF YOU SAID "WATER" THEN YOU MAY GO ONTO QUESTION 3 (Q3) IF A RED HOUSE IS MADE FROM RED BRICKS, A BLUE HOUSE IS MADE OUT OF BLUE BRICKS, A PINK HOUSE IS MADE OUT OF PINK BRICKS, A BLACK HOUSE IS MADE OUT OF BLACK BRICKS. WHAT IS A GREEN HOUSE MADE OUT OF? ANSWER: "GLASS" IF YOU SAID "GREEN BRICKS" THEN WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE READING THESE QUESTIONS!!!! IF YOU SAID "GLASS" THEN PLEASE PROGRESS ONTO QUESTION 4 (Q4) 20 YEARS AGO A PLANE IS FLYING AT 20,000 FT, OVER THE OLD COUNTRY GERMANY WHEN 2 OF THE ENGINES FAIL, THE PILOT REALIZING THAT THE LAST REMAINING ENGINE WAS FAILING, HE DECIDES A CRASH LANDING PROCEDURE, BUT UNFORTUNATELY THE ENGINE FAILS BEFORE TIME AND THE PLANE CRASHES SMACK BANG IN THE MIDDLE OF "NO MANS LAND" THE LAND BETWEEN EAST GERMANY AND WEST GERMANY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BERLIN WALL, WHERE WOULD YOU BURY THE SURVIVORS EAST GERMANY, WEST GERMANY OR IN "NO MANS LAND"? ANSWER: YOU DON'T BURY "SURVIVORS" IF YOU SAID ANYTHING OTHER THAN THE SENTENCE ABOVE THEN PLEASE NEVER FLY, YOU MAY CAUSE MORE DAMAGE SHOULD THE PLANE CRASH!!! IF YOU SAID THE SENTENCE ABOVE THEN CARRY ON TO QUESTION 5 (Q5) IF ON A CLOCK THE HOUR HAND MOVES 1/60th OF A DEGREE EVERY MINUTE THEN HOW MANY DEGREES WILL THE HOUR HAND TRAVEL IN 1 HOUR? ANSWER: "1 DEGREE" IF YOU SAID "360 DEGREES", OR ANYTHING OTHER THAN THE ANSWER, MAY I CONGRATULATE YOU ON GETTING THIS FAR...BUT BE HONEST WITH YOURSELF, DO YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE THE LAST AND FINAL QUESTION? IF YOU SAID "1 DEGREE" THEN PLEASE GO ON TO THE LAST QUESTION (Q6) WITHOUT USING A CALCULATOR YOU ARE DRIVING A BUS FROM LONDON TO MILFORD HAVEN (WALES) IN LONDON 17 PEOPLE GET ON THE BUS, IN READING 6 PEOPLE GET OFF, 9 PEOPLE GET ON, IN SWINDON 2 PEOPLE GET OFF, 4 PEOPLE GET ON, IN CARDIFF 11 PEOPLE GET OFF, 16 PEOPLE GET ON, IN SWANSEA 3 PEOPLE GET OFF, 5 PEOPLE GET ON, IN CARMARTHEN, 6 PEOPLE GET OFF,3 PEOPLE GET ON THE BUS THEN PULLS INTO MILFORD HAVEN BUS DEPOT WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THE BUS DRIVER? ANSWER: "YOUR NAME." READ THE FIRST LINE. __________________ *God provides the winds, but man must raise the sails........Saint Augustine*

08-01-2006, 06:42 PM	#2 (permalink)
cwohio Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Litterbox City Posts: 6,142	my head hurts after that post denise! __________________ *Learn to write your hurts in sand. Learn to carve your blessings in stone! - Unknown*

08-01-2006, 07:37 PM	#3 (permalink)
wingsfree Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Life Is Short Posts: 2,019	Haha mine hurt too Christie .....yowza And look it's made Karmabella Ooops __________________ *God provides the winds, but man must raise the sails........Saint Augustine*

08-01-2006, 07:48 PM	#4 (permalink)
historyteach To Life! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Rhode Island Posts: 9,303	Got them all right but for the green house one... Not too shabby, lol! Shalom! __________________ IMAGINE

08-01-2006, 07:49 PM	#5 (permalink)
cwohio Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Litterbox City Posts: 6,142	that's just cuz you're a teacher - phooey!!! __________________ *Learn to write your hurts in sand. Learn to carve your blessings in stone! - Unknown*

08-01-2006, 07:57 PM	#6 (permalink)
daveagle Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: bristol Posts: 15	got them all apart from the last one there i was busy adding and subtracting!-like i always tell my kids, read the question and there i was ... dave __________________ my precious, precious child, i love you and i would never leave you. During your time of trial and suffering, when you see only one set of footprints, it was then that i carried you.

08-01-2006, 07:59 PM	#7 (permalink)
Ann Forum Leader Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: By The Lake Posts: 25,172	Colour me Duh __________________ “Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.” ~Winnie the Pooh~

08-01-2006, 08:41 PM	#8 (permalink)
nevergivingup President Join Date: May 2006 Location: on our next big adventure! Posts: 1,253	I got the bus one wrong. I thought it said you are on a bus. DUH! Reading comprehension!!!! I answered - not enough information! __________________

08-02-2006, 01:52 AM	#9 (permalink)
happyagain Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: a happier place than before!!!! Posts: 944	lol....i got them all right...but that is only because i have a 14 year old and an 11 1/2 year old who have asked me those same questions about a million times!!!! gee....kids jokes do come in handy sometimes!!!!! lol __________________ Some days all you can do is smile and wait for some kind soul to come and pull your a$$ out of the bind you've gotten yourself into!

08-02-2006, 03:53 AM	#10 (permalink)
indigo Community Greeter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Mid-Life Express Posts: 9,928	hehehehehe I thoroughly enjoyed that, even tho my brain is fried LOL __________________ When you judge others, you do not define them, you define yourself." Namasté

08-02-2006, 09:01 AM	#11 (permalink)
best Don't get undies in a bunch Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: South Shore MA Posts: 7,166	And one more... (Q6) USING A CALCULATOR if you like YOU ARE DRIVING A BUS FROM LONDON TO MILFORD HAVEN (WALES) IN LONDON 17 PEOPLE GET ON THE BUS, IN READING 6 PEOPLE GET OFF, 9 PEOPLE GET ON, IN SWINDON 2 PEOPLE GET OFF, 4 PEOPLE GET ON, IN CARDIFF 11 PEOPLE GET OFF, 16 PEOPLE GET ON, IN SWANSEA 3 PEOPLE GET OFF, 5 PEOPLE GET ON, IN CARMARTHEN, 6 PEOPLE GET OFF,3 PEOPLE GET ON THE BUS THEN PULLS INTO MILFORD HAVEN BUS DEPOT How many people are on the bus? ANSWER: READ THE FIRST LINE. 26 plus one equals 27. You are on the bus as well. __________________ * I asked God to spare me pain. God said "No", Suffering draws you apart from worldly cares and brings you closer to me. Recovery Related Acronym B. E. S. T. = Been Enjoying Sobriety Today?

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