Murphy's Laws On Sex

[Ba Ba Oreilley]

1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.

2. Nothing improves with age.

3. No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it,because it'll never be quite the same again.

4. Sex has no calories.

5. Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

6. There is no remedy for sex but more sex.

7. Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.

8. No sex with anyone in the same office.

9. Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.

10. A man in the house is worth two in the street.

11. If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.

12. Virginity can be cured.

13. When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.

14. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.

15. The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later.

[cwohio]

[Peter]

Sex is like pizza. Even when it's not great it's still pretty good.

[wolflet]

sex follows the law of gravity........what goes up must come down

sex is like a clown.....it can make you cry, it can make you laugh, but if presented too young it just scares the h@ll out of you

sex is like dancing.......if your partner is right it doesn't matter what the music is, where you are, & you don't care who might be watching

[fraankie]

triple, triple lol