2 Jewish guys were eating in a Chinese Restaurant, go figure...... - SoberRecovery : Alcoholism Drug Addiction Help and Information

Ba Ba Oreilley · 06-05-2006, 07:24 PM

Sid and Saul were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. "Sid," asked Saul, "are there any Jews in China?"

"I don't know," Sid replied. "Why don't we ask the waiter?"

When the waiter came by, Saul asked him, "Are there any Chinese Jews?"

"I don't know sir, let me ask," the waiter replied, and he went into the Kitchen. He returned in a few minutes and said, "No, sir. No, Chinese Jews."

"Are you sure?" Saul asked.

"I will check again, sir," the waiter replied and went back to the kitchen.

While he was still gone, Sid said, "I cannot believe there are no Jews in China. Our people are scattered everywhere."

When the waiter returned he said, "Sir, no Chinese Jews."

"Are you really sure?" Saul asked again. "I cannot believe there are no Chinese Jews."

"Sir, I ask everyone," the waiter replied exasperated. "We have Orange Jews, Prune Jews, Tomato Jews and Grape Jews, but no Chinese Jews."

cwohio · 06-05-2006, 07:29 PM

welcome back!

historyteach · 06-05-2006, 09:51 PM

Glad to see ya back, Bill!

SHalom!

**Peter** · 06-05-2006, 09:59 PM

You crack me up.

lostnalone95 · 06-08-2006, 10:37 PM

cute, really cute

fraankie · 06-19-2006, 10:10 AM

that's a "jewscy" joke

06-05-2006, 07:24 PM	#1 (permalink)
Ba Ba Oreilley Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: NYC NY Posts: 152	2 Jewish guys were eating in a Chinese Restaurant, go figure...... Sid and Saul were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. "Sid," asked Saul, "are there any Jews in China?" "I don't know," Sid replied. "Why don't we ask the waiter?" When the waiter came by, Saul asked him, "Are there any Chinese Jews?" "I don't know sir, let me ask," the waiter replied, and he went into the Kitchen. He returned in a few minutes and said, "No, sir. No, Chinese Jews." "Are you sure?" Saul asked. "I will check again, sir," the waiter replied and went back to the kitchen. While he was still gone, Sid said, "I cannot believe there are no Jews in China. Our people are scattered everywhere." When the waiter returned he said, "Sir, no Chinese Jews." "Are you really sure?" Saul asked again. "I cannot believe there are no Chinese Jews." "Sir, I ask everyone," the waiter replied exasperated. "We have Orange Jews, Prune Jews, Tomato Jews and Grape Jews, but no Chinese Jews." __________________ Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.

06-05-2006, 07:29 PM	#2 (permalink)
cwohio Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Litterbox City Posts: 6,141	welcome back! __________________ *Learn to write your hurts in sand. Learn to carve your blessings in stone! - Unknown*

06-05-2006, 09:51 PM	#3 (permalink)
historyteach To Life! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Rhode Island Posts: 8,882	Glad to see ya back, Bill! SHalom! __________________ IMAGINE

06-08-2006, 10:37 PM	#5 (permalink)
lostnalone95 found NOT lost Join Date: May 2006 Location: a happier place than before!!!! Posts: 926	cute, really cute __________________ Some days all you can do is smile and wait for some kind soul to come and pull your a$$ out of the bind you've gotten yourself into!

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Peter Moderator Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Leaving Sparta Posts: 2,742	You crack me up.

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