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historyteach · 05-31-2006, 05:50 PM

A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the
sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me, mithter,
do you keep widdle wabbits?"
As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's
on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft
and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit
over there?"
She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees,
leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice, "I don't think my python
weally gives a thit."

Shalom!

osier59 · 05-31-2006, 08:50 PM

Now that there is funny. I don't care WHO ya are.

historyteach · 05-31-2006, 08:58 PM

Shalom!

OVERIT · 06-01-2006, 08:43 AM

Lmao!

cwohio · 06-01-2006, 09:14 AM

sthilly girl!

leviathon · 06-02-2006, 12:45 AM

twisted teach, I like it!

fraankie · 06-02-2006, 12:10 PM

lol

05-31-2006, 05:50 PM	#1 (permalink)
historyteach To Life! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Rhode Island Posts: 9,303	Wabbits A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?" As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?" She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice, "I don't think my python weally gives a thit." Shalom! __________________ IMAGINE

05-31-2006, 08:50 PM	#2 (permalink)
osier59 No More Mrs. Nice Guy Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Iowa Posts: 724	Now that there is funny. I don't care WHO ya are. __________________ ~~Put on your big girl panties and deal with it!

05-31-2006, 08:58 PM	#3 (permalink)
historyteach To Life! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Rhode Island Posts: 9,303	Shalom! __________________ IMAGINE

06-01-2006, 09:14 AM	#5 (permalink)
cwohio Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Litterbox City Posts: 6,142	sthilly girl! __________________ *Learn to write your hurts in sand. Learn to carve your blessings in stone! - Unknown*

06-02-2006, 12:45 AM	#6 (permalink)
leviathon Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Somwhere over the rainbow Posts: 1,176	twisted teach, I like it! __________________ Hope springs eternal!

06-01-2006, 08:43 AM	#4 (permalink)
OVERIT Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Good Ole' Rocky Top! Posts: 3,540	Lmao!

06-02-2006, 12:10 PM	#7 (permalink)
fraankie Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: brooklyn, new york Posts: 1,395	lol

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