chauffeur

[OneLady]

Billy Graham was returning to Charlotte after a
speaking engagement, and when his plane arrived, there
was a limousine there to transport him to his home.

As he prepared to get into the limousine, he stopped
and spoke to the driver. "You know", he said, "I am 87
years old and I have never driven a limousine. Would
you mind if I drove it for a while?"

The driver said, "No problem. Have at it."
Billy gets into the driver's seat and they head off
down the highway.

A short distance away sat a rookie State Trooper
operating his first speed trap.

The long black limousine went by him doing 70 in a
55-mph zone. The trooper pulled out and easily caught
the limousine and got out of his patrol car to begin
the procedure.

The young trooper walked up to the driver's door, and
when the glass was rolled down he was quite surprised
to see who was driving.

He immediately excused himself and went back to his
patrol car to call his supervisor.

He told the supervisor, "I know we are supposed to
enforce the law, but I also know that important
people are given certain courtesies. I need to know what I
should do because I have stopped a very important
person."

The supervisor asked, "Is it the governor?"

The young trooper said, "No, he's more important than that."
The supervisor said, "Oh, so it's the President."

The young trooper said, "No, he's even more important
than that."
The supervisor finally asked, "Well then, who is it?"

The young trooper said, "I think it's Jesus because
he's got Billy Graham for a chauffeur!"

[cwohio]

good one!!!!

[best]

hahahaha

Seems to fit but then again... The Lord would be riding a Harley

[fraankie]

well, well
lol

[fraankie]

well, well
lol