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Clark · 04-22-2006, 05:09 AM

What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more
than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings, where someone wants
you to give over 100% .

How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer
these questions:
If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as --
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26,

then H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K is 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E is 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E is 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T is 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

And, look how far ass kissing will take you
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%!

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while
Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will
get you there . . . it's the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put
you over the top! :beerchug:

cwohio · 04-22-2006, 05:17 AM

good one clark!

historyteach · 04-23-2006, 05:07 PM

Oh, I want to send this to my principal!!!

REALLY good one!

Shalom!

Hope · 05-01-2006, 06:35 PM

That was good!

04-22-2006, 05:09 AM	#1 (permalink)
Clark where the livin' is easy Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Alvin, TX Posts: 64	It takes what it takes What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings, where someone wants you to give over 100% . How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as -- 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26, then H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K is 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% And K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E is 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E is 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T is 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% And, look how far ass kissing will take you A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%! So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there . . . it's the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top! :beerchug:

04-22-2006, 05:17 AM	#2 (permalink)
cwohio Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Litterbox City Posts: 6,142	good one clark! __________________ *Learn to write your hurts in sand. Learn to carve your blessings in stone! - Unknown*

04-23-2006, 05:07 PM	#3 (permalink)
historyteach To Life! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Rhode Island Posts: 9,303	Oh, I want to send this to my principal!!! REALLY good one! Shalom! __________________ IMAGINE

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Hope Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 3,300	That was good!

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