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Harry · 01-30-2003, 07:44 PM

He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. She said . . . You wear pants don't you?

He said . . . Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love
to you really badly. She said . . . Well, you succeeded!

He said . . .Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said... That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa & fart!

He said . . . What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? She said . . .Turn sideways & look in the mirror!

He said...Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said... I would but you're never there.

On a wall in a ladies room . . . "My husband follows me everywhere" Written just below it . . . "I do not"

Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
A. Both of them.

Q. What do men & sperm have in common?
A. They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
A. He buys two cases of beer.

Q. What is the difference between men & government bonds?
A. The bonds mature.

Q. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A. We don't know; it has never happened.

Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring &
good-looking?
A. They already have boyfriends.

Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A. A widow.

Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?
A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge & go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed & go to the fridge.

Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
A. They're married.

Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."
"But God," the man says. "Why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."

myah · 01-30-2003, 07:54 PM

Harry.....you SO remind me of a " harry "
I know here in Michigan. He is clever...funny...
in fact I can't read your posts without seeing him in my minds eye. Hmmmm....caught ya?
:okay:

01-30-2003, 11:49 PM

Good ones Harry! Very funny

margo · 01-31-2003, 08:09 AM

Thanks for the laughs, Harry

01-30-2003, 07:44 PM	#1 (permalink)
Harry Paused Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Lowell, MA Posts: 26	Cute He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. She said . . . You wear pants don't you? He said . . . Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you really badly. She said . . . Well, you succeeded! He said . . .Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said... That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa & fart! He said . . . What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? She said . . .Turn sideways & look in the mirror! He said...Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm? She said... I would but you're never there. On a wall in a ladies room . . . "My husband follows me everywhere" Written just below it . . . "I do not" Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? A. Both of them. Q. What do men & sperm have in common? A. They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being. Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the future? A. He buys two cases of beer. Q. What is the difference between men & government bonds? A. The bonds mature. Q. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? A. We don't know; it has never happened. Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring & good-looking? A. They already have boyfriends. Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A. A widow. Q. Why are married women heavier than single women? A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge & go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed & go to the fridge. Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? A. They're married. Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God says: "So you would love her." "But God," the man says. "Why did you make her so dumb?" God says: "So she would love you."

01-30-2003, 07:54 PM	#2 (permalink)
myah ☆ entity Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Whoville Posts: 31	two harrys? Harry.....you SO remind me of a " harry " I know here in Michigan. He is clever...funny... in fact I can't read your posts without seeing him in my minds eye. Hmmmm....caught ya? :okay: __________________ Merrily merrily merrily merrily...life is but a dream

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01-30-2003, 11:49 PM	#3 (permalink)
Doug Guest Posts: n/a	Good ones Harry! Very funny

01-31-2003, 08:09 AM	#4 (permalink)
margo Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: North Vancouver, British Columbia Posts: 1,727	Thanks for the laughs, Harry

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