Testing.........1...2 test, test - SoberRecovery : Alcoholism Drug Addiction Help and Information

Ba Ba Oreilley · 03-31-2006, 07:45 PM

An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count.

The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man explained: "Well, doc, it's like this, first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.

Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still nothing.

We even called up Arlene, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit and she even tried squeezing' it between her knees, but still nothing."

The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"

The old man replied, "Yep. None of us could get the jar open."

cwohio · 03-31-2006, 07:51 PM

fraankie · 04-01-2006, 07:33 PM

now, is that nice, baba

03-31-2006, 07:45 PM	#1 (permalink)
Ba Ba Oreilley Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: NYC NY Posts: 152	Testing.........1...2 test, test An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explained: "Well, doc, it's like this, first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still nothing. We even called up Arlene, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit and she even tried squeezing' it between her knees, but still nothing." The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" The old man replied, "Yep. None of us could get the jar open."
	__________________ Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.

03-31-2006, 07:51 PM	#2 (permalink)
cwohio Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Litterbox City Posts: 6,142
	__________________ *Learn to write your hurts in sand. Learn to carve your blessings in stone! - Unknown*

Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Switch to Hybrid Mode Switch to Threaded Mode

Similar Threads
Thread	Thread Starter	Forum	Replies	Last Post
Will Suboxone test positive on a drug test?	Ranaynay	Substance Abuse	16	07-21-2007 11:02 PM
Big test.	dave	Newcomers to Recovery	4	04-27-2006 06:16 PM
another test.	mew2	Recovery Follies	17	02-07-2005 04:29 AM

04-01-2006, 07:33 PM	#3 (permalink)
fraankie Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: brooklyn, new york Posts: 1,342	now, is that nice, baba

Currently Active Users Viewing this Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)