Did you ever wonder?

[Peacefulpie]

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say,
"I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and
drink whatever comes out?"

Who was the first person to say "See that chicken
there....I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes
outta it's butt."

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns
the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human
being would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there
a song about him?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a
radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a
boat?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for
the time, but don't point to their crotch when they
ask where the bathroom is?

Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get
undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on
all fours? They're both dogs!

What do you call male ballerinas?

Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that
Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is
made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made
from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality
come from morons?

Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle
Little Star have the same tune?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside
the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's
in your butt?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's
face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a
car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Does pushing the elevator button more than once
make it arrive faster?

[Harry]

Does pushing the elevator button more than once, make it arrive faster?

Pick me, pick me, pick me, I do know the answer to that one.
And Ladies and Gentlemen, the answer to that question......what was the question?.......Oh I know now. The answer to that question is NO!!!!!! . And how do I know that. I do it all the time. And if you ask me, it actually makes the elevator slow down just to pee you off for being so damn impatient.

Just like if you ask God for patients, He makes you wait longer.

Harry

[Peacefulpie]

Harry...

You reply has made me laugh so hard Thank You!