Definitions of P.M.S. - SoberRecovery : Alcoholism Drug Addiction Help and Information

gelfling · 03-03-2006, 09:33 AM

The many meanings of P-M-S:

1. Pass My Shotgun

2. Psychotic Mood Shift

3. Perpetual Munching Spree

4. Puffy Mid-Section

5. People Make me Sick

6. Provide Me with Sweets

7. Pardon My Sobbing

8. Pimples May Surface

9. Pass My Sweatpants

10. Pissy Mood Syndrome

11. Plainly; Men Suck

12. Pack My Stuff

13. Potential Murder Suspect

14. Pretty Miserable Sh*t ~~ for hubby

Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One!!! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They'd sit there in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out!! And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past 13 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find the bulbs 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS DAMNED HOUSE!

I'm sorry. What was your question?

cwohio · 03-03-2006, 09:46 AM

sure am glad i can't relate to that anymore!!! LOL

Ba Ba Oreilley · 03-03-2006, 11:19 AM

you forgot............

Permisable Man-Slaughter

best · 03-04-2006, 04:31 PM

Park Motorcycle Syndrome

wolflet · 03-04-2006, 09:59 PM

i might get crancky ......but mostly for me it means...

"please make (me) sweat".

.........granted that i can find someone who's not freaked out that i ACTUALLY bleed like every other woman on the planet (well most women, i know there are a few excepctions)

wolflet · 03-04-2006, 10:00 PM

heehhe...look at my avatar....yeah i like to sweat......

OVERIT · 03-04-2006, 11:24 PM

The most important one of all:

Positively Men Suck

OneLady · 03-05-2006, 12:47 AM

Purchase Me Shoes

Ba Ba Oreilley · 03-07-2006, 12:21 PM

sobriety date 11/6/04
smobriety date 2/19/06
1L

ok, i give up, what's it mean?

wolflet · 03-08-2006, 12:52 AM

ok baba.............for you i will tel the secret

please men (go fishing every other fourth) sunday

03-03-2006, 09:46 AM	#2 (permalink)
cwohio Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Litterbox City Posts: 6,142	sure am glad i can't relate to that anymore!!! LOL __________________ *Learn to write your hurts in sand. Learn to carve your blessings in stone! - Unknown*

03-03-2006, 11:19 AM	#3 (permalink)
Ba Ba Oreilley Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: NYC NY Posts: 159	you forgot............ Permisable Man-Slaughter __________________ Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.

03-04-2006, 04:31 PM	#4 (permalink)
best Don't get undies in a bunch Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: South Shore MA Posts: 7,166	Park Motorcycle Syndrome __________________ * I asked God to spare me pain. God said "No", Suffering draws you apart from worldly cares and brings you closer to me. Recovery Related Acronym B. E. S. T. = Been Enjoying Sobriety Today?

03-04-2006, 09:59 PM	#5 (permalink)
wolflet fire dancer Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: no matter where u go there u are...co Posts: 489	i might get crancky ......but mostly for me it means... "please make (me) sweat". .........granted that i can find someone who's not freaked out that i ACTUALLY bleed like every other woman on the planet (well most women, i know there are a few excepctions) __________________ how we spend our days is how we spend our lives

03-04-2006, 10:00 PM	#6 (permalink)
wolflet fire dancer Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: no matter where u go there u are...co Posts: 489	heehhe...look at my avatar....yeah i like to sweat...... __________________ how we spend our days is how we spend our lives

03-04-2006, 11:24 PM	#7 (permalink)
OVERIT Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Good Ole' Rocky Top! Posts: 3,540	The most important one of all: Positively Men Suck

03-05-2006, 12:47 AM	#8 (permalink)
OneLady Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Mansfield, Tx. Posts: 152	Purchase Me Shoes __________________ sobriety date 11/6/04 smobriety date 2/19/06 1L

03-07-2006, 12:21 PM	#9 (permalink)
Ba Ba Oreilley Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: NYC NY Posts: 159	sobriety date 11/6/04 smobriety date 2/19/06 1L ok, i give up, what's it mean? __________________ Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.

03-08-2006, 12:52 AM	#10 (permalink)
wolflet fire dancer Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: no matter where u go there u are...co Posts: 489	ok baba.............for you i will tel the secret please men (go fishing every other fourth) sunday __________________ how we spend our days is how we spend our lives

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