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03-03-2006, 09:33 AM
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| Searching and tripping Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Back in my head
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|  Definitions of P.M.S.
The many meanings of P-M-S: 1. Pass My Shotgun 2. Psychotic Mood Shift 3. Perpetual Munching Spree 4. Puffy Mid-Section 5. People Make me Sick 6. Provide Me with Sweets 7. Pardon My Sobbing 8. Pimples May Surface 9. Pass My Sweatpants 10. Pissy Mood Syndrome 11. Plainly; Men Suck 12. Pack My Stuff 13. Potential Murder Suspect 14. Pretty Miserable Sh*t ~~ for hubby  Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb? A: One!!! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They'd sit there in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out!! And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past 13 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find the bulbs 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS DAMNED HOUSE! I'm sorry. What was your question?
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03-04-2006, 04:31 PM
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| Don't get undies in a bunch  Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: South Shore MA
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Park Motorcycle Syndrome
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03-04-2006, 09:59 PM
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| fire dancer  Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: no matter where u go there u are...co
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i might get crancky ......but mostly for me it means... "please make (me) sweat". .........granted that i can find someone who's not freaked out that i ACTUALLY bleed like every other woman on the planet (well most women, i know there are a few excepctions)
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