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historyteach · 02-27-2006, 05:59 AM

Investment tips for 2006.... for all of you with any money left, be
aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground
floor and make some BIG bucks.
Watch for these consolidations in 2006.

1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.
R.Grace
Co. will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and
become: Poly, Warner Cracker.

3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.

4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will
merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa.

5. FedEx is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and become:
FedUP.

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell
Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: Poupon Pants.

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will
become: Knott NOW!

And finally
9. Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name:
Titty Titty Bang Bang

Invest well...

Shalom!

cwohio · 02-27-2006, 09:22 AM

those companies would probably fare better than my company stock!

elizabeth1979 · 02-27-2006, 09:25 AM

Quote:

5. FedEx is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and become:
FedUP

Haha. Thats my favorite!

**Ann** · 02-27-2006, 02:52 PM

Good one, Teach

wolflet · 02-27-2006, 08:51 PM

gonna go back & open up my email to send that one!!!.......LOMA!

ps..sending to my mom...dad works for UPS

02-27-2006, 05:59 AM	#1 (permalink)
historyteach To Life! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Rhode Island Posts: 9,303	Investment Tips for 2006 Investment tips for 2006.... for all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks. Watch for these consolidations in 2006. 1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R.Grace Co. will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace. 2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker. 3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood. 4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa. 5. FedEx is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP. 6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild. 7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: Poupon Pants. 8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW! And finally 9. Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name: Titty Titty Bang Bang Invest well... Shalom! __________________ IMAGINE

02-27-2006, 09:22 AM	#2 (permalink)
cwohio Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Litterbox City Posts: 6,142	those companies would probably fare better than my company stock! __________________ *Learn to write your hurts in sand. Learn to carve your blessings in stone! - Unknown*

02-27-2006, 02:52 PM	#4 (permalink)
Ann Forum Leader Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: By The Lake Posts: 25,173	Good one, Teach __________________ “Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.” ~Winnie the Pooh~

02-27-2006, 08:51 PM	#5 (permalink)
wolflet fire dancer Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: no matter where u go there u are...co Posts: 489	gonna go back & open up my email to send that one!!!.......LOMA! ps..sending to my mom...dad works for UPS __________________ how we spend our days is how we spend our lives

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