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soizan · 02-24-2006, 06:28 PM

"An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to
marry the perfect woman so they could produce beautiful children beyond compare.

With that as his mission he began searching for the perfect woman.

Shortly there after he met a farmer who had three stunning, gorgeous
daughters that positively took his breath away.
So he explained his mission to the farmer,
asking for permission to marry one of them

The farmer simply replied, "They're lookin' to get married, so you came to
the right place. Look 'em over and pick the one you want."

The man dated the first daughter.
The next day the farmer asked for the man's opinion.

"Well," said the man, "she's just a weeeeee bit, not that you can hardly
notice...pigeon-toed."

The farmer nodded and suggested the man date one of the other girls;so the
man went out with the second daughter.

The next day, the farmer again asked how things went.

"Well,"the man replied, "she's just a weeeee bit, not that you can hardly
tell...cross-eyed."

The farmer nodded and suggested he date the third girl to see if things
might be better. So he did.

The next morning the man rushed in exclaiming, "She's perfect, just
perfect. She's the one I want to marry."

So they were wed right away.Months later the baby was born.
When the man visited the nursery he was horrified: the baby was the
ugliest, most pathetic human you can imagine. He
rushed to his father-in-law asking how such a thing could happen
considering the beauty of the parents.

"Well," explained the farmer,
"She was just a weeeee bit, not that you could hardly tell... pregnant
when you met her."

cwohio · 02-24-2006, 07:36 PM

***indigo*** · 02-25-2006, 04:24 PM

Ouch. Triggered a little here. alors! not a profanity mods. We keep Bee's and sunflowers hence the attachment.

namaste

abtchonamission · 02-25-2006, 07:15 PM

Hmph...well, doesn't that just go to show what happens when you let your ego get ahead of your common sense! LOL

02-24-2006, 06:28 PM	#1 (permalink)
soizan Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Deerfield, WI Posts: 145	Just A Weeeee Bit "An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce beautiful children beyond compare. With that as his mission he began searching for the perfect woman. Shortly there after he met a farmer who had three stunning, gorgeous daughters that positively took his breath away. So he explained his mission to the farmer, asking for permission to marry one of them The farmer simply replied, "They're lookin' to get married, so you came to the right place. Look 'em over and pick the one you want." The man dated the first daughter. The next day the farmer asked for the man's opinion. "Well," said the man, "she's just a weeeeee bit, not that you can hardly notice...pigeon-toed." The farmer nodded and suggested the man date one of the other girls;so the man went out with the second daughter. The next day, the farmer again asked how things went. "Well,"the man replied, "she's just a weeeee bit, not that you can hardly tell...cross-eyed." The farmer nodded and suggested he date the third girl to see if things might be better. So he did. The next morning the man rushed in exclaiming, "She's perfect, just perfect. She's the one I want to marry." So they were wed right away.Months later the baby was born. When the man visited the nursery he was horrified: the baby was the ugliest, most pathetic human you can imagine. He rushed to his father-in-law asking how such a thing could happen considering the beauty of the parents. "Well," explained the farmer, "She was just a weeeee bit, not that you could hardly tell... pregnant when you met her." __________________

02-24-2006, 07:36 PM	#2 (permalink)
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02-25-2006, 04:24 PM	#3 (permalink)
*indigo* Community Greeter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Mid-Life Express Posts: 9,919	Ouch. Triggered a little here. alors! not a profanity mods. We keep Bee's and sunflowers hence the attachment. namaste Attached Images __________________ When you judge others, you do not define them, you define yourself." Namasté

02-25-2006, 07:15 PM	#4 (permalink)
abtchonamission Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: In the mountain air Posts: 1,349	Hmph...well, doesn't that just go to show what happens when you let your ego get ahead of your common sense! LOL __________________ Faith... When you come to the end of all the light you know and you are about to step off into the darkness of the unknown, faith is knowing one of two things will happen: there will be something solid to stand on or you will be taught how to fly.

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