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indigo · 02-24-2006, 05:45 AM

Yes, the new one is out! Brand new edition of...
"You know you're a redneck when......"

1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.

2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter.

3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.

4. You burn your yard rather than mow it.

5. You think "The Nutcracker" is something you do off the high dive.

6. The Salvation Army declines your furniture.

7. You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want
it.

8. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.

9. You come back from the dump with more than you took.

10. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.

11. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.

12. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.

13. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower.

29. You missed your 5th grade graduation because you were on jury duty.

30. You think fast food is hitting a deer

This one was sent by a friend in the US hope it's not offensive.

splendra · 02-24-2006, 05:48 AM

As a redneck thru and thru I loved it!!!

cwohio · 02-24-2006, 06:48 AM

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2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter.

ROFL

Purrdy · 02-24-2006, 07:05 AM

can someone explain exactly what a red neck is???or is our version of a chav? or gypo?.

indigo · 02-24-2006, 07:16 AM

what's a chav Purrdy? I don't know it.
hugs

Time2Surrender · 02-24-2006, 07:25 AM

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# 9 "You come back from the dump with more than you took"

Thats me.

Time2Surrender · 02-24-2006, 07:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Purrdy

can someone explain exactly what a red neck is???or is our version of a chav? or gypo?.

http://www.dba-oracle.com/redneck.htm

best · 02-24-2006, 07:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Purrdy

can someone explain exactly what a red neck is???or is our version of a chav? or gypo?.

hmmm cross culture explainations?

A Gypsy that doesn't leave home or go on the road?

You would find a better understanding if you get the Jeff Foxworthy CD *LOL*

best · 02-24-2006, 07:47 AM

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9. You come back from the dump with more than you took.

Boy does that get my wife upset *LOL*

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6. The Salvation Army declines your furniture.

and now the dump is closed as well. The yard is filling fast.

Quote:

2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter.

Now that the new screen door is on, saturday nights don't seem as fun any more.

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3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.

Well it is a canoe but I guess it still counts. Rather then dump the water out, I just put bug spray right in the water to kill the skeeter babies *LOL*
1 gallon per 100 gallons of rain water. hmmm maybe that is why the fly swatter isn't needed any more?

Time2Surrender · 02-24-2006, 07:55 AM

Now thats funny

best · 02-24-2006, 08:02 AM

and I am not a redneck.

denial is such a wonderful thing *LOL*

Time2Surrender · 02-24-2006, 08:07 AM

Neither am I. I am just a guy with a dog, who drives a pick-up. Well, two pick-ups. Watches a lot of NASCAR and has a lot of junk around my yard. All though, I have to admit my dog and I have used the same tree on more than one occasion.

wolflet · 02-24-2006, 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by indigo

9. You come back from the dump with more than you took.

no offense taken here.........i've actually done this (more than once!)

wolflet · 02-24-2006, 09:16 AM

the Random House dictionary published in 1968 defines a redneck as "n. desparaging- (in the southern US) an uneducated, white farm laborer"

but it's come to mean ohhh soo much more........i'll see what they say online

wolflet · 02-24-2006, 09:24 AM

this is one definition.......has some links that might give you a better idea

http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/redneck

02-24-2006, 05:45 AM	#1 (permalink)
indigo Community Greeter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Mid-Life Express Posts: 9,928	Latest Redneck News Yes, the new one is out! Brand new edition of... "You know you're a redneck when......" 1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree. 2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter. 3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years. 4. You burn your yard rather than mow it. 5. You think "The Nutcracker" is something you do off the high dive. 6. The Salvation Army declines your furniture. 7. You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it. 8. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial. 9. You come back from the dump with more than you took. 10. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table. 11. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat. 12. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list. 13. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower. 29. You missed your 5th grade graduation because you were on jury duty. 30. You think fast food is hitting a deer This one was sent by a friend in the US hope it's not offensive. __________________ When you judge others, you do not define them, you define yourself." Namasté

02-24-2006, 05:48 AM	#2 (permalink)
splendra the girl can't help it Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: splendraville Posts: 5,495 Blog Entries: 3	As a redneck thru and thru I loved it!!! __________________ nice has a hisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

02-24-2006, 07:16 AM	#5 (permalink)
indigo Community Greeter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Mid-Life Express Posts: 9,928	what's a chav Purrdy? I don't know it. hugs __________________ When you judge others, you do not define them, you define yourself." Namasté

02-24-2006, 08:02 AM	#11 (permalink)
best Don't get undies in a bunch Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: South Shore MA Posts: 7,166	and I am not a redneck. denial is such a wonderful thing LOL __________________ * I asked God to spare me pain. God said "No", Suffering draws you apart from worldly cares and brings you closer to me. Recovery Related Acronym B. E. S. T. = Been Enjoying Sobriety Today?

02-24-2006, 09:16 AM	#14 (permalink)
wolflet fire dancer Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: no matter where u go there u are...co Posts: 489	the Random House dictionary published in 1968 defines a redneck as "n. desparaging- (in the southern US) an uneducated, white farm laborer" but it's come to mean ohhh soo much more........i'll see what they say online __________________ how we spend our days is how we spend our lives

02-24-2006, 07:05 AM	#4 (permalink)
Purrdy Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Salisbury Wiltshire Posts: 1,904	can someone explain exactly what a red neck is???or is our version of a chav? or gypo?.

02-24-2006, 07:55 AM	#10 (permalink)
Time2Surrender Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Washington State Posts: 7,263 Blog Entries: 7	Now thats funny

02-24-2006, 08:07 AM	#12 (permalink)
Time2Surrender Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Washington State Posts: 7,263 Blog Entries: 7	Neither am I. I am just a guy with a dog, who drives a pick-up. Well, two pick-ups. Watches a lot of NASCAR and has a lot of junk around my yard. All though, I have to admit my dog and I have used the same tree on more than one occasion.

02-24-2006, 09:24 AM	#15 (permalink)
wolflet fire dancer Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: no matter where u go there u are...co Posts: 489	this is one definition.......has some links that might give you a better idea http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/redneck __________________ how we spend our days is how we spend our lives

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