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[indigo]

Yes, the new one is out! Brand new edition of...
"You know you're a redneck when......"


1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.


2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter.


3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.


4. You burn your yard rather than mow it.


5. You think "The Nutcracker" is something you do off the high dive.


6. The Salvation Army declines your furniture.


7. You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want
it.


8. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.


9. You come back from the dump with more than you took.


10. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.


11. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.


12. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.


13. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower.


29. You missed your 5th grade graduation because you were on jury duty.


30. You think fast food is hitting a deer

This one was sent by a friend in the US hope it's not offensive.

[splendra]

As a redneck thru and thru I loved it!!!

[cwohio]

2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter.

ROFL

[Purrdy]

can someone explain exactly what a red neck is???or is our version of a chav? or gypo?.

[indigo]

what's a chav Purrdy? I don't know it.
hugs

[Time2Surrender]

# 9 "You come back from the dump with more than you took"

Thats me.

[Time2Surrender]

Originally Posted by Purrdy

can someone explain exactly what a red neck is???or is our version of a chav? or gypo?.

http://www.dba-oracle.com/redneck.htm

[best]

Originally Posted by Purrdy

can someone explain exactly what a red neck is???or is our version of a chav? or gypo?.

hmmm cross culture explainations?

A Gypsy that doesn't leave home or go on the road?

You would find a better understanding if you get the Jeff Foxworthy CD *LOL*

[best]

9. You come back from the dump with more than you took.

Boy does that get my wife upset *LOL*

6. The Salvation Army declines your furniture.

and now the dump is closed as well. The yard is filling fast.

2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter.

Now that the new screen door is on, saturday nights don't seem as fun any more.

3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.

Well it is a canoe but I guess it still counts. Rather then dump the water out, I just put bug spray right in the water to kill the skeeter babies *LOL*
1 gallon per 100 gallons of rain water. hmmm maybe that is why the fly swatter isn't needed any more?

[Time2Surrender]

Now thats funny

[best]

and I am not a redneck.

denial is such a wonderful thing *LOL*

[Time2Surrender]

Neither am I. I am just a guy with a dog, who drives a pick-up. Well, two pick-ups. Watches a lot of NASCAR and has a lot of junk around my yard. All though, I have to admit my dog and I have used the same tree on more than one occasion.

[wolflet]

Originally Posted by indigo

9. You come back from the dump with more than you took.

no offense taken here.........i've actually done this (more than once!)

[wolflet]

the Random House dictionary published in 1968 defines a redneck as "n. desparaging- (in the southern US) an uneducated, white farm laborer"

but it's come to mean ohhh soo much more........i'll see what they say online

[wolflet]

this is one definition.......has some links that might give you a better idea

http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/redneck