Red riding hood plus a twist - SoberRecovery : Alcoholism Drug Addiction Help and Information

indigo · 02-24-2006, 05:26 AM

Big Bad Wolf

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees a big bad wolf crouched down behind a log.

"My, what big eyes you have, Mr.Wolf."

The wolf jumps up and runs away.

Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and
this time he is crouched behind a bush.

"My what big ears you have, Mr. Wolf."

Again the wolf jumps up and runs away.

About two miles down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched down behind a rock.
"My what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf."

With that the wolf jumps up and screams, "Will you knock it off, I'm
trying to poop!"

**Ann** · 02-24-2006, 05:30 AM

Funny, Indigo!!

cwohio · 02-24-2006, 06:53 AM

Purrdy · 02-24-2006, 07:00 AM

I am so sorry but I could not resist.......LOL

cwohio · 02-24-2006, 07:03 AM

somehow i thought of you purrdy when i read this joke! LOL

Purrdy · 02-24-2006, 01:59 PM

lmaof!

when i saw the thread I thought that is what i would find!!!

oh well it takes just one person to lower the tone and that had to be me I'mmmmm soooorrrrryyyyy.........

just adds a twist to the story i thought (literally!)

lol

purrdyxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

02-24-2006, 05:26 AM	#1 (permalink)
indigo Community Greeter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Mid-Life Express Posts: 9,928	Red riding hood plus a twist Big Bad Wolf Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees a big bad wolf crouched down behind a log. "My, what big eyes you have, Mr.Wolf." The wolf jumps up and runs away. Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched behind a bush. "My what big ears you have, Mr. Wolf." Again the wolf jumps up and runs away. About two miles down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched down behind a rock. "My what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf." With that the wolf jumps up and screams, "Will you knock it off, I'm trying to poop!" __________________ When you judge others, you do not define them, you define yourself." Namasté

02-24-2006, 05:30 AM	#2 (permalink)
Ann Forum Leader Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: By The Lake Posts: 25,173	Funny, Indigo!! __________________ “Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.” ~Winnie the Pooh~

02-24-2006, 06:53 AM	#3 (permalink)
cwohio Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Litterbox City Posts: 6,142	__________________ *Learn to write your hurts in sand. Learn to carve your blessings in stone! - Unknown*

02-24-2006, 07:03 AM	#5 (permalink)
cwohio Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Litterbox City Posts: 6,142	somehow i thought of you purrdy when i read this joke! LOL __________________ *Learn to write your hurts in sand. Learn to carve your blessings in stone! - Unknown*

Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Switch to Hybrid Mode Switch to Threaded Mode

02-24-2006, 07:00 AM	#4 (permalink)
Purrdy Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Salisbury Wiltshire Posts: 1,904	I am so sorry but I could not resist.......LOL

02-24-2006, 01:59 PM	#6 (permalink)
Purrdy Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Salisbury Wiltshire Posts: 1,904	lmaof! when i saw the thread I thought that is what i would find!!! oh well it takes just one person to lower the tone and that had to be me I'mmmmm soooorrrrryyyyy......... just adds a twist to the story i thought (literally!) lol purrdyxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Currently Active Users Viewing this Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)