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Ba Ba Oreilley · 02-17-2006, 03:09 PM

A male-to-female transexual was being interviewed on a radio talk show. The DJ asked the transexual "What sort of pain did you experience during the operation?"

The transexual replied, "Well, when they cut my penis off, that really didn't hurt as much as I thought it would. Then they implanted the breasts in my chest, well, that really didn't hurt too much either..."

"Then you didn't experience any real physical pain at all then?"

"You're joking! What really hurt was when they removed half my brain and DOUBLED the size of my mouth!"

cwohio · 02-17-2006, 03:28 PM

*batter up!*

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Ba Ba Oreilley · 02-17-2006, 04:04 PM

SCHHHHHWIIIIIIIIINGGGGGGGGGG, and a miss

BigSis · 02-17-2006, 04:10 PM

Hey batter...batter....batter.

...Get 'im Christie... I am a lousy hitter.

velvet · 02-17-2006, 04:40 PM

You must be a man.
Your joke sucks.

wolflet · 02-17-2006, 08:44 PM

that was over the top.....................

02-17-2006, 03:09 PM	#1 (permalink)
Ba Ba Oreilley Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: NYC NY Posts: 159	Take it easy ladies............ it's only a joke, or is it? A male-to-female transexual was being interviewed on a radio talk show. The DJ asked the transexual "What sort of pain did you experience during the operation?" The transexual replied, "Well, when they cut my penis off, that really didn't hurt as much as I thought it would. Then they implanted the breasts in my chest, well, that really didn't hurt too much either..." "Then you didn't experience any real physical pain at all then?" "You're joking! What really hurt was when they removed half my brain and DOUBLED the size of my mouth!" __________________ Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.

02-17-2006, 03:28 PM	#2 (permalink)
cwohio Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Litterbox City Posts: 6,142	batter up! <a href='http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZBxdm197YYUS' target='_blank'><img src='http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_1_42.gif' alt='Club' border=0></a> __________________ *Learn to write your hurts in sand. Learn to carve your blessings in stone! - Unknown*

02-17-2006, 04:04 PM	#3 (permalink)
Ba Ba Oreilley Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: NYC NY Posts: 159	SCHHHHHWIIIIIIIIINGGGGGGGGGG, and a miss __________________ Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.

02-17-2006, 04:10 PM	#4 (permalink)
BigSis On a tear Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Volcano Country! Posts: 3,240	Hey batter...batter....batter. ...Get 'im Christie... I am a lousy hitter. __________________ No matter how spoiled the past may be, our future is spotless.... BigSis

02-17-2006, 04:40 PM	#5 (permalink)
velvet Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: ohio Posts: 367	You must be a man. Your joke sucks. __________________ When one door of our journey in life closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.

02-17-2006, 08:44 PM	#6 (permalink)
wolflet fire dancer Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: no matter where u go there u are...co Posts: 489	that was over the top..................... __________________ how we spend our days is how we spend our lives

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