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02-17-2006, 07:00 AM
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| No More Mrs. Nice Guy  Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Iowa
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| My Housecleaning Philosophy MY PHILOSOPHY OF HOUSECLEANING! I don't do windows because... I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt. I don't wax floors because... I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt then I'll feel terrible ( plus they may sue! me.) I don't mind the dust bunnies because... They are very good company, I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say. I don't Spring Clean because... I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous. I don't put things away because... the guys in my house will never be able to find them again. I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because... I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner. I don't iron because... I choose to believe them when they say "Permanent Press". I don't stress much on anything because... "A Type" personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!!
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02-17-2006, 09:14 AM
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| Member  Join Date: May 2004 Location: In the mountain air
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Oh, thank you for this. It's on my fridge now. 
__________________ Faith... When you come to the end of all the light you know and you are about to step off into the darkness of the unknown, faith is knowing one of two things will happen: there will be something solid to stand on or you will be taught how to fly. |
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02-17-2006, 07:33 PM
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| Member  Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Litterbox City
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thanks for covering me on this one - somehow it slipped by<a href='http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZBxdm197YYUS' target='_blank'><img src='http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/10/10_1_116.gif' alt='Banana Peel' border=0></a> good one barb!
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