The Epitomy of Alcoholism!!!! - SoberRecovery : Alcoholism Drug Addiction Help and Information

Ba Ba Oreilley · 02-15-2006, 06:43 PM

An Irishman finds a Genie lamp and rubs it. Out comes the Genie and asks, "Master you have released me from the lamp and I grant you three wishes, what would you like"

The Irishman scratches his head, then answers "A bottle of Guinness that never gets empty.

"Granted master" retorted the Genie and produced the bottle. The man was delighted and got drunk on this one magic Guinness bottle for weeks then he remembered that he had two other wishes. He rubbed the lamp again and the Genie appeared. "Yes master, you have two more wishes, what would you like?"

"You know that magic, never ending Guinness bottle" he asks the Genie. "Well, for my final two wishes, I'd like another two of them"

cwohio · 02-15-2006, 06:50 PM

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*pure freakin' magic*

fraankie · 02-16-2006, 11:26 AM

no, no,
it's baba
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Ba Ba Oreilley Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: NYC NY Posts: 159	The Epitomy of Alcoholism!!!! An Irishman finds a Genie lamp and rubs it. Out comes the Genie and asks, "Master you have released me from the lamp and I grant you three wishes, what would you like" The Irishman scratches his head, then answers "A bottle of Guinness that never gets empty. "Granted master" retorted the Genie and produced the bottle. The man was delighted and got drunk on this one magic Guinness bottle for weeks then he remembered that he had two other wishes. He rubbed the lamp again and the Genie appeared. "Yes master, you have two more wishes, what would you like?" "You know that magic, never ending Guinness bottle" he asks the Genie. "Well, for my final two wishes, I'd like another two of them" __________________ Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.

02-15-2006, 06:50 PM	#2 (permalink)
cwohio Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Litterbox City Posts: 6,142	<a href='http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZBxdm197YYUS' target='_blank'><img src='http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/23/im/pmf.gif' alt='Pardon My French Or Pure Freaking Magic' border=0></a> pure freakin' magic __________________ *Learn to write your hurts in sand. Learn to carve your blessings in stone! - Unknown*

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02-16-2006, 11:26 AM	#3 (permalink)
fraankie Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: brooklyn, new york Posts: 1,395	no, no, it's baba againnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

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