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Ba Ba Oreilley · 02-14-2006, 01:23 PM

An Australian was walking down a country road in New Zealand, when he happened to glance over the fence and see a farmer goin' at it with a sheep.

The Aussie is quite taken aback by this, so he climbs the fence and walks over to the farmer. He taps him on the shoulder and says, "You know mate, back home, we shear those!"

The New Zealander looks frantically around and says, "I'm not bloody SHEARING this with no one!

cwohio · 02-14-2006, 01:32 PM

LOL!

abtchonamission · 02-14-2006, 01:46 PM

....

CW....your smilie is better than the joke!

cwohio · 02-14-2006, 01:50 PM

yeah - it's like it was just waiting for BaBa to come back and post!

Ba Ba Oreilley · 02-14-2006, 02:07 PM

that's gonna leave a mark bitch.......... ouch!

abtchonamission · 02-14-2006, 08:09 PM

Ohhhhhhhh...it's been so long since someone called me 'bitch.' You just made my Valentine's Day perfect!

CAPTAINZING2000 · 02-14-2006, 08:50 PM

I'm wonderin Y BaBa hasn't been made greeter??????

TRISH1011 · 02-14-2006, 09:00 PM

That's terrific - love it!

And tomorrow I am going to lunch with my NZ friend - guess which joke I will be sharing with her?

xxx

fraankie · 02-16-2006, 11:00 AM

that is m,ore than a LOL
it's a
HO! HO! HO!

02-14-2006, 01:23 PM	#1 (permalink)
Ba Ba Oreilley Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: NYC NY Posts: 159	Valentine Down Under An Australian was walking down a country road in New Zealand, when he happened to glance over the fence and see a farmer goin' at it with a sheep. The Aussie is quite taken aback by this, so he climbs the fence and walks over to the farmer. He taps him on the shoulder and says, "You know mate, back home, we shear those!" The New Zealander looks frantically around and says, "I'm not bloody SHEARING this with no one! __________________ Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.

02-14-2006, 01:32 PM	#2 (permalink)
cwohio Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Litterbox City Posts: 6,142	LOL! __________________ *Learn to write your hurts in sand. Learn to carve your blessings in stone! - Unknown*

02-14-2006, 01:46 PM	#3 (permalink)
abtchonamission Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: In the mountain air Posts: 1,345	.... CW....your smilie is better than the joke! __________________ Faith... When you come to the end of all the light you know and you are about to step off into the darkness of the unknown, faith is knowing one of two things will happen: there will be something solid to stand on or you will be taught how to fly.

02-14-2006, 01:50 PM	#4 (permalink)
cwohio Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Litterbox City Posts: 6,142	yeah - it's like it was just waiting for BaBa to come back and post! __________________ *Learn to write your hurts in sand. Learn to carve your blessings in stone! - Unknown*

02-14-2006, 02:07 PM	#5 (permalink)
Ba Ba Oreilley Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: NYC NY Posts: 159	that's gonna leave a mark bitch.......... ouch! __________________ Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.

02-14-2006, 08:09 PM	#6 (permalink)
abtchonamission Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: In the mountain air Posts: 1,345	Ohhhhhhhh...it's been so long since someone called me 'bitch.' You just made my Valentine's Day perfect! __________________ Faith... When you come to the end of all the light you know and you are about to step off into the darkness of the unknown, faith is knowing one of two things will happen: there will be something solid to stand on or you will be taught how to fly.

02-14-2006, 08:50 PM	#7 (permalink)
CAPTAINZING2000 Psalm 118:24 Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: ILLINOIS Posts: 9,445 Blog Entries: 1	I'm wonderin Y BaBa hasn't been made greeter?????? __________________ LIFE IS GOD'S GIFT TO YOU WHAT YOU DO WITH YOUR LIFE IS YOUR GIFT TO GOD J - Jesus first O - Others next Y - Yourself last John 14:6

02-14-2006, 09:00 PM	#8 (permalink)
TRISH1011 Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: SYDNEY NSW Posts: 156	That's terrific - love it! And tomorrow I am going to lunch with my NZ friend - guess which joke I will be sharing with her? xxx __________________ SOBERING UPSOBERING UPSOBERING UP Hugs to all that suffer from addiction and for those who are affected by addicted loved ones

02-16-2006, 11:00 AM	#9 (permalink)
fraankie Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: brooklyn, new york Posts: 1,395	that is m,ore than a LOL it's a HO! HO! HO!

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