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02-04-2006, 12:05 PM
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| To Life!  Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Rhode Island
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SICK DAY A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that She is staying home because she is not feeling well. "What's the matter?" he asks "I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice. "What the hell is anal glaucoma?" "I can't see my ass coming into work today."  Shalom!
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02-04-2006, 12:14 PM
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| Don't get undies in a bunch  Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: South Shore MA
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I think I had that yesterday but I had help. The boss called and said there is no work. Stay home if you like or show up and do nothing.
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02-04-2006, 12:19 PM
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<a href='http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZBxdm197YYUS' target='_blank'><img src='http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_1_20.gif' alt='Laughing 2' border=0></a> wish someone would call me and tell me to stay home!
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