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historyteach · 02-04-2006, 12:05 PM

SICK DAY

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that
She is staying home because she is not feeling well.
"What's the matter?" he asks
"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.
"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"
"I can't see my ass coming into work today."

Shalom!

best · 02-04-2006, 12:14 PM

I think I had that yesterday but I had help.
The boss called and said there is no work. Stay home if you like or show up and do nothing.

cwohio · 02-04-2006, 12:19 PM

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wish someone would call me and tell me to stay home!

best · 02-04-2006, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by cwohio

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wish someone would call me and tell me to stay home!

I would but your boss won't like it *LOL*

02-04-2006, 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by historyteach

SICK DAY

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that
She is staying home because she is not feeling well.
"What's the matter?" he asks
"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.
"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"
"I can't see my ass coming into work today."

Shalom!

cwohio · 02-04-2006, 04:12 PM

best - will you write a note for me?

indigo · 02-05-2006, 09:36 AM

Yes it's a terrible affliction and very common LOL, nice one Teach

historyteach · 02-06-2006, 03:47 AM

Yes, I think I'm suffering from it today!

Shalom!

cwohio · 02-06-2006, 04:08 AM

hey teach - let's play hooky today huh?

historyteach · 02-06-2006, 06:13 AM

Shalom!

best · 02-06-2006, 06:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cwohio

hey teach - let's play hooky today huh?

See that teach...You call in and she leaves for work *LOL*

02-04-2006, 12:05 PM	#1 (permalink)
historyteach To Life! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Rhode Island Posts: 9,303	Sick Day SICK DAY A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that She is staying home because she is not feeling well. "What's the matter?" he asks "I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice. "What the hell is anal glaucoma?" "I can't see my ass coming into work today." Shalom! __________________ IMAGINE

02-04-2006, 12:14 PM	#2 (permalink)
best Don't get undies in a bunch Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: South Shore MA Posts: 7,166	I think I had that yesterday but I had help. The boss called and said there is no work. Stay home if you like or show up and do nothing. __________________ * I asked God to spare me pain. God said "No", Suffering draws you apart from worldly cares and brings you closer to me. Recovery Related Acronym B. E. S. T. = Been Enjoying Sobriety Today?

02-04-2006, 12:19 PM	#3 (permalink)
cwohio Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Litterbox City Posts: 6,142	<a href='http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZBxdm197YYUS' target='_blank'><img src='http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_1_20.gif' alt='Laughing 2' border=0></a> wish someone would call me and tell me to stay home! __________________ *Learn to write your hurts in sand. Learn to carve your blessings in stone! - Unknown*

02-04-2006, 04:12 PM	#6 (permalink)
cwohio Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Litterbox City Posts: 6,142	best - will you write a note for me? __________________ *Learn to write your hurts in sand. Learn to carve your blessings in stone! - Unknown*

02-05-2006, 09:36 AM	#7 (permalink)
indigo Community Greeter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Mid-Life Express Posts: 9,928	Yes it's a terrible affliction and very common LOL, nice one Teach __________________ When you judge others, you do not define them, you define yourself." Namasté

02-06-2006, 03:47 AM	#8 (permalink)
historyteach To Life! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Rhode Island Posts: 9,303	Yes, I think I'm suffering from it today! Shalom! __________________ IMAGINE

02-06-2006, 04:08 AM	#9 (permalink)
cwohio Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Litterbox City Posts: 6,142	hey teach - let's play hooky today huh? __________________ *Learn to write your hurts in sand. Learn to carve your blessings in stone! - Unknown*

02-06-2006, 06:13 AM	#10 (permalink)
historyteach To Life! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Rhode Island Posts: 9,303	Shalom! __________________ IMAGINE

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