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TRISH1011 · 02-01-2006, 03:47 AM

HA HA

Hugs
Trish

cwohio · 02-01-2006, 04:17 AM

historyteach · 02-01-2006, 04:29 AM

True enough, Doug,
But, the most important switch is the one right there in the middle. Ya gotta just turn it on. All those other switches and dials just add to the fun!

Shalom!

**Ann** · 02-01-2006, 05:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by historyteach

True enough, Doug,
But, the most important switch is the one right there in the middle. Ya gotta just turn it on. All those other switches and dials just add to the fun!

Shalom!

Amen, sister!!

CAPTAINZING2000 · 02-01-2006, 05:45 AM

Doug,

do you have to get the ladies stirred up on here?

cwohio · 02-01-2006, 05:50 AM

all right teach - give it to 'em!

***indigo*** · 02-01-2006, 07:33 AM

Yo Teach I bow to your wisdom lol......how true!

best · 02-01-2006, 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by historyteach

True enough, Doug,
But, the most important switch is the one right there in the middle. Ya gotta just turn it on.

Well when we are told where the switch is, we would use it.
Don't blame us that you all keep moving the stupid things so we can't find it.

02-01-2006, 10:51 AM

52 views....didn't see that coming when I posted this title. LOL

cwohio · 02-01-2006, 11:18 AM

hmmm....best - mine hasn't moved the last time i looked. excuses, excuses!

Cindi R · 02-01-2006, 03:11 PM

I think the main difference is that guys think that sex will "fix" everything that's wrong with a relationship...
where girls have to have the relationship in good working order before turning the machine on.

best · 02-02-2006, 12:02 AM

How to throw the switch that turns on the man machine...

How to throw the switch that turns on the woman machine... :Val014: along with flowers, choclates, soft music, help around the house, kind words, 3 days of foreplay, a shave and a shower (for the guy).... and the list goes on and on and on and on and on.

Now for something that breaks her switch in the off postion a lot of times...

OVERIT · 02-02-2006, 06:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by historyteach

True enough, Doug,
But, the most important switch is the one right there in the middle. Ya gotta just turn it on. All those other switches and dials just add to the fun!

Shalom!

THe best reply to a post that I have EVER seen on SR! Way to go teach!

xoxoxo

Ang

historyteach · 02-03-2006, 02:17 PM

Ya know, Ang;

It's like being Jerry Lewis to Dean Martin;
Or Tommy Smothers to Dicky Smothers....

Ya gotta have the right line to play off.

And Doug;
It's now 112 views! lol!

Shalom!

OVERIT · 02-03-2006, 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by historyteach

Ya know, Ang;

It's like being Jerry Lewis to Dean Martin;
Or Tommy Smothers to Dicky Smothers....

Ya gotta have the right line to play off.

And Doug;
It's now 112 views! lol!

Shalom!

Well, you certainly cracked me up!

Ang

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historyteach To Life! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Rhode Island Posts: 8,879	True enough, Doug, But, the most important switch is the one right there in the middle. Ya gotta just turn it on. All those other switches and dials just add to the fun! Shalom! __________________ IMAGINE

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cwohio Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Litterbox City Posts: 6,141	all right teach - give it to 'em! __________________ *Learn to write your hurts in sand. Learn to carve your blessings in stone! - Unknown*

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Doug Guest Posts: n/a	52 views....didn't see that coming when I posted this title. LOL

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cwohio Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Litterbox City Posts: 6,141	hmmm....best - mine hasn't moved the last time i looked. excuses, excuses! __________________ *Learn to write your hurts in sand. Learn to carve your blessings in stone! - Unknown*

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Cindi R Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Anywhere,USA Posts: 512	I think the main difference is that guys think that sex will "fix" everything that's wrong with a relationship... where girls have to have the relationship in good working order before turning the machine on. __________________ There's no gram like the program

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best Don't get undies in a bunch Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: South Shore MA Posts: 7,170	How to throw the switch that turns on the man machine... How to throw the switch that turns on the woman machine... :Val014: along with flowers, choclates, soft music, help around the house, kind words, 3 days of foreplay, a shave and a shower (for the guy).... and the list goes on and on and on and on and on. Now for something that breaks her switch in the off postion a lot of times... __________________ * I asked God to spare me pain. God said "No", Suffering draws you apart from worldly cares and brings you closer to me. Recovery Related Acronym B. E. S. T. = Been Enjoying Sobriety Today?

02-03-2006, 02:17 PM	#15 (permalink)
historyteach To Life! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Rhode Island Posts: 8,879	Ya know, Ang; It's like being Jerry Lewis to Dean Martin; Or Tommy Smothers to Dicky Smothers.... Ya gotta have the right line to play off. And Doug; It's now 112 views! lol! Shalom! __________________ IMAGINE

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