Who wears the pants? - SoberRecovery : Alcoholism Drug Addiction Help and Information

skinner · 01-19-2006, 12:40 PM

Tim was going to be married to April, so his father sat him down for a little fireside chat. He says, "Tim, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your mother, and said, here - try these on"

So, she did and said, "These are to o big, I can't wear them". I replied, "...exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will." Ever since that night we have never had any problems."

Hmmm," says Tim. He thinks that might be a good thing to try. So on his honeymoon, Tim takes off his pants and says to April, "Here try these on." So she does and says, "these are too large, they don't fit me" Tim says, "...exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will, and I don't want you to ever forget that."

Then April takes off her pants and hands them to Tim and says, "Here, you try on mine."

So he does and says, "I can't get into your pants." April says, "...exactly. And if you don't change your smart ass attitude, you never will

Ba Ba Oreilley · 01-19-2006, 01:59 PM

right, funny joke! LMAO

but you ladies know you just love it when we take control and dominate you!

skinner · 01-19-2006, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Ba Ba Oreilley

but you ladies know you just love it when we take control and dominate you!

Well of COURSE we do........er.......I mean........do we? I don't know, I guess I should ask you first Mr. MAN.......

Ba Ba Oreilley · 01-19-2006, 02:03 PM

yes................. you do! LMAO, oh god am i dead for this

skinner · 01-19-2006, 02:08 PM

Well, thanks for giving me the go ahead to think I like to be controlled and dominated.....it's just soooooooo nice to not have to ever think for myself!!

WHATEVER BaBa!! (Hehehe)

Cecilia · 01-19-2006, 07:55 PM

Yesssss. You do wear pants. But who buys your pants. And who tells you which pants to wear. WE do. And some of us have even changed your pants. So there. LOL.

Ba Ba Oreilley · 01-20-2006, 10:56 AM

yes cecilia, i love you too hun!

01-19-2006, 12:40 PM	#1 (permalink)
skinner Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Racine, WI Posts: 206	Who wears the pants? Tim was going to be married to April, so his father sat him down for a little fireside chat. He says, "Tim, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your mother, and said, here - try these on" So, she did and said, "These are to o big, I can't wear them". I replied, "...exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will." Ever since that night we have never had any problems." Hmmm," says Tim. He thinks that might be a good thing to try. So on his honeymoon, Tim takes off his pants and says to April, "Here try these on." So she does and says, "these are too large, they don't fit me" Tim says, "...exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will, and I don't want you to ever forget that." Then April takes off her pants and hands them to Tim and says, "Here, you try on mine." So he does and says, "I can't get into your pants." April says, "...exactly. And if you don't change your smart ass attitude, you never will

01-19-2006, 01:59 PM	#2 (permalink)
Ba Ba Oreilley Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: NYC NY Posts: 159	right, funny joke! LMAO but you ladies know you just love it when we take control and dominate you! __________________ Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.

01-19-2006, 02:03 PM	#4 (permalink)
Ba Ba Oreilley Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: NYC NY Posts: 159	yes................. you do! LMAO, oh god am i dead for this __________________ Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.

01-20-2006, 10:56 AM	#7 (permalink)
Ba Ba Oreilley Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: NYC NY Posts: 159	yes cecilia, i love you too hun! __________________ Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.

01-19-2006, 02:08 PM	#5 (permalink)
skinner Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Racine, WI Posts: 206	Well, thanks for giving me the go ahead to think I like to be controlled and dominated.....it's just soooooooo nice to not have to ever think for myself!! WHATEVER BaBa!! (Hehehe)

01-19-2006, 07:55 PM	#6 (permalink)
Cecilia Awaiting Email Confirmation Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 412	Yesssss. You do wear pants. But who buys your pants. And who tells you which pants to wear. WE do. And some of us have even changed your pants. So there. LOL.

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