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01-18-2006, 03:27 AM

One day a priest and a nun went golfing. The first hole the priest missed an extremely easy put. He shouted, "Damn, missed again!"

The nun, shocked, warned him, "God will get you for that."

The next hole the same thing occurred. After the preist screamed "God Damn It! Missed again!" The nun repeated her warning. "God will get you for that!"

On the third hole, the priest again missed, and cursed, but before the nun could repeat her warning, a bolt of lightning came down from the heavens and struck the nun dead.

A deep voice from the clouds boomed out "God Damn It! Missed again!"

historyteach · 01-18-2006, 04:30 AM

G*D's gonna get you for that, Doug!

Shalom!

best · 01-18-2006, 07:52 AM

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Originally Posted by historyteach

G*D's gonna get you for that, Doug!

Shalom!

I think we all better stand as far away from Doug as we can.

historyteach · 01-18-2006, 01:52 PM

Oh, yea.....Far, far away....
Maybe a different gallexy!

Sorry, Doug, man....you pissed off the Big Kahuna!!!

Shalom!

CAPTAINZING2000 · 01-18-2006, 02:50 PM

good 1

01-18-2006, 03:27 AM	#1 (permalink)
Doug Guest Posts: n/a	Damned Golf One day a priest and a nun went golfing. The first hole the priest missed an extremely easy put. He shouted, "Damn, missed again!" The nun, shocked, warned him, "God will get you for that." The next hole the same thing occurred. After the preist screamed "God Damn It! Missed again!" The nun repeated her warning. "God will get you for that!" On the third hole, the priest again missed, and cursed, but before the nun could repeat her warning, a bolt of lightning came down from the heavens and struck the nun dead. A deep voice from the clouds boomed out "God Damn It! Missed again!"

01-18-2006, 04:30 AM	#2 (permalink)
historyteach To Life! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Rhode Island Posts: 9,303	GD's gonna get you for that, Doug! Shalom! __________________ IMAGINE*

01-18-2006, 01:52 PM	#4 (permalink)
historyteach To Life! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Rhode Island Posts: 9,303	Oh, yea.....Far, far away.... Maybe a different gallexy! Sorry, Doug, man....you pissed off the Big Kahuna!!! Shalom! __________________ IMAGINE

01-18-2006, 02:50 PM	#5 (permalink)
CAPTAINZING2000 Psalm 118:24 Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: ILLINOIS Posts: 9,450 Blog Entries: 1	good 1 __________________ LIFE IS GOD'S GIFT TO YOU WHAT YOU DO WITH YOUR LIFE IS YOUR GIFT TO GOD J - Jesus first O - Others next Y - Yourself last John 14:6

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