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OVERIT · 01-16-2006, 06:13 AM

THE CORRECT WAY TO COME HOME DRUNK!

Two married buddies are out drinking one night, when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. Take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, get undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee down my leg to prevent splashing sounds. I ease into bed and my wife STILL Wakes Up, and Yells at me for staying out so late!

"His buddy looks at him and says "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, pee hard into the toilet water, then use the full flush, throw my shoes in the closet, undress in the bedroom, then jump into bed, slap her on the ass and say!, WHO'S HORNY????!!!" and she acts like she's sound asleep.

cwohio · 01-16-2006, 06:46 AM

01-16-2006, 06:49 AM

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Good one!

roses2005 · 01-22-2006, 04:06 PM

Love it, and Im female!

dotmeister109 · 01-22-2006, 04:26 PM

i'll get a lot of mileage of this one !!!

dotmeister109 · 01-22-2006, 04:27 PM

OUT of this one, i mean. i need to slow down with typing, i guess

frankie_b · 01-23-2006, 08:27 AM

If that were my hub he'd get this

01-24-2006, 11:12 AM

elizabeth1979 · 01-25-2006, 11:22 AM

hahahaha. thats some funny stuff.

01-16-2006, 06:13 AM	#1 (permalink)
OVERIT Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Good Ole' Rocky Top! Posts: 3,541	The Correct Way to Come Home Drunk THE CORRECT WAY TO COME HOME DRUNK! Two married buddies are out drinking one night, when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. Take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, get undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee down my leg to prevent splashing sounds. I ease into bed and my wife STILL Wakes Up, and Yells at me for staying out so late! "His buddy looks at him and says "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, pee hard into the toilet water, then use the full flush, throw my shoes in the closet, undress in the bedroom, then jump into bed, slap her on the ass and say!, WHO'S HORNY????!!!" and she acts like she's sound asleep.

01-16-2006, 06:46 AM	#2 (permalink)
cwohio Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Litterbox City Posts: 6,141	__________________ *Learn to write your hurts in sand. Learn to carve your blessings in stone! - Unknown*

01-22-2006, 04:06 PM	#4 (permalink)
roses2005 ((( ONCE BITTEN, TWICE SHY ))) Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: manchester connecticut Posts: 113	Love it, and Im female! __________________ Personal sacrafice teaches unconditional love. ---Betty Eadie---

01-22-2006, 04:26 PM	#5 (permalink)
dotmeister109 Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: delafield, WI Posts: 88	i'll get a lot of mileage of this one !!! __________________ dottie :boat

01-22-2006, 04:27 PM	#6 (permalink)
dotmeister109 Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: delafield, WI Posts: 88	OUT of this one, i mean. i need to slow down with typing, i guess __________________ dottie :boat

01-16-2006, 06:49 AM	#3 (permalink)
Doug Guest Posts: n/a	BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Good one!

01-23-2006, 08:27 AM	#7 (permalink)
frankie_b Living in the light Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Sweet Home Serenity Posts: 704	If that were my hub he'd get this

01-24-2006, 11:12 AM	#8 (permalink)
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01-25-2006, 11:22 AM	#9 (permalink)
elizabeth1979 Acting not reacting Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: My happy place Posts: 1,790	hahahaha. thats some funny stuff. __________________ The sign of intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the application of reason. -- Marya Mannes (1904-1990) American Journalist

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