Ah yes-- Sex with a Cowboy - SoberRecovery : Alcoholism Drug Addiction Help and Information

cwohio · 01-12-2006, 09:06 PM

Prior to her trip to Texas, Buffy (a New Yorker) confided to her co-workers she
had three goals for her trip to the Lone Star State:
1. She wanted to taste some real Texas Bar-B-Que.
2. She wanted to take in a bona fide rodeo. And..
3. She wanted to have sex with a real cowboy.
Upon her return, the girls were curious as to how she fared.

"Let me tell you, they have a tree down there called a Mesquite and when they slow cook that brisket over that Mesquite, it's ooooh so good. The taste is unbelievable!

"And I went to a real rodeo.Talk about athletes...those guys wrestle full grown bulls! They ride horses at a full gallop,then jump off the horses and grab the bull by the horns and throw them to the ground! It is just incredible!"

They then asked, "Well tell us, did you have sex with a real cowboy?"

"Are you kidding? When I saw the outline of the condom they carry in the back pocket of their jeans, I changed my mind!"

lonlion · 01-12-2006, 09:20 PM

LOL funny

CAPTAINZING2000 · 01-12-2006, 10:36 PM

It Is Till Your Teeth Fall Out From That Nasty Skoals

utopia · 01-17-2006, 09:04 PM

hmm is that what he meant by hi ho silver?

bikewench · 01-17-2006, 09:07 PM

lolol...

yeah Zing...
teeth fall out and there are all those little brown puddles all over the place.

ladybug little · 01-17-2006, 09:10 PM

LOL!! my friend and i decided to try some of her boyfriend's chew when we were in high school (WHY?!?!) and both ended up puking all night.

laughter, love, and prayers,
ladybug little

MNGirlyGirl · 01-19-2006, 09:43 AM

Now those are some nice Wranglers!!

cwohio · 01-19-2006, 10:07 AM

hey now, ya know...you're right!

01-12-2006, 09:06 PM	#1 (permalink)
cwohio Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Litterbox City Posts: 6,142	Ah yes-- Sex with a Cowboy Prior to her trip to Texas, Buffy (a New Yorker) confided to her co-workers she had three goals for her trip to the Lone Star State: 1. She wanted to taste some real Texas Bar-B-Que. 2. She wanted to take in a bona fide rodeo. And.. 3. She wanted to have sex with a real cowboy. Upon her return, the girls were curious as to how she fared. "Let me tell you, they have a tree down there called a Mesquite and when they slow cook that brisket over that Mesquite, it's ooooh so good. The taste is unbelievable! "And I went to a real rodeo.Talk about athletes...those guys wrestle full grown bulls! They ride horses at a full gallop,then jump off the horses and grab the bull by the horns and throw them to the ground! It is just incredible!" They then asked, "Well tell us, did you have sex with a real cowboy?" "Are you kidding? When I saw the outline of the condom they carry in the back pocket of their jeans, I changed my mind!" __________________ *Learn to write your hurts in sand. Learn to carve your blessings in stone! - Unknown*

01-12-2006, 09:20 PM	#2 (permalink)
lonlion Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 423	LOL funny __________________ WHEN WE SPEND TOO MUCH TIME LOOKING IN THE REAR VIEW MIRROR, IT TAKES OUR FOCUS OFF THE ROAD AHEAD, AND WE CAN CRASH

01-12-2006, 10:36 PM	#3 (permalink)
CAPTAINZING2000 Psalm 118:24 Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: ILLINOIS Posts: 9,445 Blog Entries: 1	It Is Till Your Teeth Fall Out From That Nasty Skoals __________________ LIFE IS GOD'S GIFT TO YOU WHAT YOU DO WITH YOUR LIFE IS YOUR GIFT TO GOD J - Jesus first O - Others next Y - Yourself last John 14:6

01-17-2006, 09:04 PM	#4 (permalink)
utopia Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Australia Posts: 712	hmm is that what he meant by hi ho silver? __________________

01-19-2006, 09:43 AM	#7 (permalink)
MNGirlyGirl Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Plymouth, MN Posts: 970	Now those are some nice Wranglers!! __________________ -- The good news is that your feelings come back...The bad news is that your feelings come back.

01-17-2006, 09:07 PM	#5 (permalink)
bikewench Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: western canada Posts: 1,441	lolol... yeah Zing... teeth fall out and there are all those little brown puddles all over the place.

01-17-2006, 09:10 PM	#6 (permalink)
ladybug little Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Oil City, PA Posts: 30	LOL!! my friend and i decided to try some of her boyfriend's chew when we were in high school (WHY?!?!) and both ended up puking all night. laughter, love, and prayers, ladybug little

01-19-2006, 10:07 AM	#8 (permalink)
cwohio Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Litterbox City Posts: 6,142	hey now, ya know...you're right! __________________ *Learn to write your hurts in sand. Learn to carve your blessings in stone! - Unknown*

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