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OVERIT · 01-10-2006, 05:32 AM

Mildred was getting on in years and was particularly
despondent over the recent death of her husband, Earl.
She decided that she would just kill herself and join
him in death.

Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly,
she took out Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision
to shoot herself in the heart since it was so badly
broken in the first place.

She didn't want to miss the vital organ or become
a vegetable and a burden to someone, she called her doctor's
office to inquire as to exactly where the heart is located.
"On a woman," the doctor said, "the heart is located just
below the left breast."

Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital
with a gunshot wound to her knee!

cwohio · 01-10-2006, 05:52 AM

great one to start my day!!!!

best · 01-10-2006, 07:56 AM

A friend was telling me she wanted a tattoo on her left breast.
I told her to save herself 50 years time and just have them put it above her knee now.
hmmm The breast size she was at 30 years old, maybe I should have told her to put it on her ankle?

frankie_b · 01-10-2006, 08:38 AM

YOWWZAA. LMAO. Two thumbs up!!!

01-10-2006, 05:32 AM	#1 (permalink)
OVERIT Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Good Ole' Rocky Top! Posts: 3,541	Mildred's Heart Mildred was getting on in years and was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband, Earl. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart since it was so badly broken in the first place. She didn't want to miss the vital organ or become a vegetable and a burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to exactly where the heart is located. "On a woman," the doctor said, "the heart is located just below the left breast." Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee!

01-10-2006, 05:52 AM	#2 (permalink)
cwohio Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Litterbox City Posts: 6,141	great one to start my day!!!! __________________ *Learn to write your hurts in sand. Learn to carve your blessings in stone! - Unknown*

01-10-2006, 07:56 AM	#3 (permalink)
best Don't get undies in a bunch Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: South Shore MA Posts: 7,170	A friend was telling me she wanted a tattoo on her left breast. I told her to save herself 50 years time and just have them put it above her knee now. hmmm The breast size she was at 30 years old, maybe I should have told her to put it on her ankle? __________________ * I asked God to spare me pain. God said "No", Suffering draws you apart from worldly cares and brings you closer to me. Recovery Related Acronym B. E. S. T. = Been Enjoying Sobriety Today?

01-10-2006, 08:38 AM	#4 (permalink)
frankie_b Living in the light Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Sweet Home Serenity Posts: 704	YOWWZAA. LMAO. Two thumbs up!!! __________________ Frankie Follow your dreams :present:

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