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CAPTAINZING2000 · 12-11-2005, 10:09 PM

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1. Thou shalt not jump onto the keyboard when thy human is on the computer.

2. Thou shalt not unroll all of the toilet paper off the roll.

3. Thou shalt not project hairballs from the top of the refrigerator.

4. Thou shalt not sit in front of the television as if thou art invisible.

5. Thou shalt not jump onto thy sleeping human’s bladder at 3 A.M.

6. Thou shalt not reset thy human’s alarm clock by walking on it.

7. Thou shalt not trip thy humans, even if they are walking too slowly.

8. Thou shalt not push open the bathroom door when there are guests in thy house. 9. Thou shalt not jump on the toilet seat just as thy human is sitting down. 10. Thou shalt attempt to show remorse when being scolded.

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cwohio · 12-12-2005, 04:29 AM

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3. Thou shalt not project hairballs from the top of the refrigerator.

hmmmmm.....haven't checked the top of my fridge lately.

thanks - very cute!!!

**Ann** · 12-12-2005, 04:33 AM

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1. Thou shalt not jump onto the keyboard when thy human is on the computer.

And may I add....Thou shalt not type thine own message...get your own darn supportzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz group <----see what I mean????

**DesertEyes** · 12-12-2005, 08:27 AM

**Phinneas** · 12-12-2005, 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by CAPTAINZING2000

10. Thou shalt attempt to show remorse when being scolded.

Hmmm...

fraankie · 12-12-2005, 12:37 PM

these poor cats

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