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grumpy_b05 · 12-11-2005, 04:57 PM

This is funny!

Ole, while not a brilliant scholar, was a gifted portrait artist. His fame grew and soon people from all over the country were coming to him in South Dakota for paintings.

One day, a beautiful young woman pulled up to his house in a stretch limo. She asked Ole if he would paint her in the nude. This was the first time anyone had made this request. The beautiful lady said money was no object; she was willing to pay $50,000.

Not wanting to get into trouble with his wife, Ole asked the lady to wait while he went in the house and conferred with Lena, his missus. In a few minutes he returned and said to the lady, "Ya shoor, you betcha. I'll paint ya in da nude, but I'll haff ta leave my socks on so I'll have a place to wipe my brushes.

You can't tell me you didn't see this one comming from the third sentence!

CAPTAINZING2000 · 12-11-2005, 05:03 PM

Lol I'd Do It For Free

12-11-2005, 05:06 PM

I went scrolling past this kinda fast, and only caught a glimpse of the title, but I could've swore it said Ole and his bitches. LOL

grumpy_b05 · 12-11-2005, 05:18 PM

Captainzing - would you be the painter or the paintee?

I can always changethe title!

Grumpy

CAPTAINZING2000 · 12-11-2005, 05:43 PM

Yes I Would

12-11-2005, 04:57 PM	#1 (permalink)
grumpy_b05 Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: grumpyville, co Posts: 115	Ole and his brushes This is funny! Ole, while not a brilliant scholar, was a gifted portrait artist. His fame grew and soon people from all over the country were coming to him in South Dakota for paintings. One day, a beautiful young woman pulled up to his house in a stretch limo. She asked Ole if he would paint her in the nude. This was the first time anyone had made this request. The beautiful lady said money was no object; she was willing to pay $50,000. Not wanting to get into trouble with his wife, Ole asked the lady to wait while he went in the house and conferred with Lena, his missus. In a few minutes he returned and said to the lady, "Ya shoor, you betcha. I'll paint ya in da nude, but I'll haff ta leave my socks on so I'll have a place to wipe my brushes. You can't tell me you didn't see this one comming from the third sentence!

12-11-2005, 05:03 PM	#2 (permalink)
CAPTAINZING2000 Psalm 118:24 Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: ILLINOIS Posts: 9,445 Blog Entries: 1	Lol I'd Do It For Free __________________ LIFE IS GOD'S GIFT TO YOU WHAT YOU DO WITH YOUR LIFE IS YOUR GIFT TO GOD J - Jesus first O - Others next Y - Yourself last John 14:6

12-11-2005, 05:43 PM	#5 (permalink)
CAPTAINZING2000 Psalm 118:24 Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: ILLINOIS Posts: 9,445 Blog Entries: 1	Yes I Would __________________ LIFE IS GOD'S GIFT TO YOU WHAT YOU DO WITH YOUR LIFE IS YOUR GIFT TO GOD J - Jesus first O - Others next Y - Yourself last John 14:6

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12-11-2005, 05:06 PM	#3 (permalink)
Doug Guest Posts: n/a	I went scrolling past this kinda fast, and only caught a glimpse of the title, but I could've swore it said Ole and his bitches. LOL

12-11-2005, 05:18 PM	#4 (permalink)
grumpy_b05 Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: grumpyville, co Posts: 115	Captainzing - would you be the painter or the paintee? I can always changethe title! Grumpy

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