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margo · 12-24-2002, 10:34 AM

Top Ten Reasons Hockey Is Better Than Sex:

10. It's legal to play hockey professionally.

9. The puck is always hard.

8. The protective equipment is reusable and you don't have to wash it.

7. It lasts a full hour.

6. You know you're finished when the horn goes off.

5. Your family cheer when you score.

4. A two-on-one or three-on-one is not uncommon.

3. Periods last only 20 minutes.

2. You can count on it at least twice a week.

1. You can tell all of your friends about it afterward.

It's Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right at centre ice. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there.

"No," says the neighbor. "The seat is empty."

"This is incredible", said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Stanley Cup and not use it?"

The neighbor says "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Stanley Cup we haven't been to together since we got married in 1967."

"Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?"

The man shakes his head "No. They're all at the funeral."

**Ann** · 12-26-2002, 06:41 PM

ROFLMAO - Margot, that could be my husband!!!!

Maybe it's a Canadian thing, but I don't know a man alive who would give up his seat for game 7...he'd re-schedule the funeral.

Go Leafs Go!!!

vinnietoo · 12-26-2002, 07:35 PM

Margo,

LMAO!!!!!! All I can say is, Yup.

Hugs,
Vince

rebel · 12-26-2002, 08:53 PM

HA!!

Loved it...We love our Dallas Stars here in Texas too!!!

rebel

12-24-2002, 10:34 AM	#1 (permalink)
margo Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: North Vancouver, British Columbia Posts: 1,727	For All You Hockey Fans (PG Rated!) Top Ten Reasons Hockey Is Better Than Sex: 10. It's legal to play hockey professionally. 9. The puck is always hard. 8. The protective equipment is reusable and you don't have to wash it. 7. It lasts a full hour. 6. You know you're finished when the horn goes off. 5. Your family cheer when you score. 4. A two-on-one or three-on-one is not uncommon. 3. Periods last only 20 minutes. 2. You can count on it at least twice a week. 1. You can tell all of your friends about it afterward. It's Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right at centre ice. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there. "No," says the neighbor. "The seat is empty." "This is incredible", said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Stanley Cup and not use it?" The neighbor says "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Stanley Cup we haven't been to together since we got married in 1967." "Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?" The man shakes his head "No. They're all at the funeral."

12-26-2002, 06:41 PM	#2 (permalink)
Ann Forum Leader Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: By The Lake Posts: 25,173	ROFLMAO - Margot, that could be my husband!!!! Maybe it's a Canadian thing, but I don't know a man alive who would give up his seat for game 7...he'd re-schedule the funeral. Go Leafs Go!!! __________________ “Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.” ~Winnie the Pooh~

12-26-2002, 07:35 PM	#3 (permalink)
vinnietoo Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: land of 10,000 lakes Posts: 202	Margo, LMAO!!!!!! All I can say is, Yup. Hugs, Vince __________________ Everything we know we have learned from someone else, including the stuff we claim credit for! It may be new to us but it's not new. It is never to late to discover what you like, even if you're old or young just pass it on.

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12-26-2002, 08:53 PM	#4 (permalink)
rebel Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Ft.Worth, Texas Posts: 21	HA!! Loved it...We love our Dallas Stars here in Texas too!!! rebel

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