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12-03-2005, 11:46 AM

Q. Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
A. You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

Q. What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
A. It's Christmas, Eve!

Q. What nationality is Santa Claus?
A. North Polish.

Q. Why does Mr. Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
A. Because every buck is dear to him.

Q. What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
A. Crisp Cringle.

Q. What does Father Christmas write on his cards at Christmas?
A. ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ (no-L)

Q. What was so good about the neurotic doll the girl was given for
Christmas?
A. It was already wound up.

**Ann** · 12-03-2005, 04:58 PM

Methinks Santa has been working wayyyyy too hard and is getting giddy, yes?

Santa, I'll leave you double cookies and triple hot chocolate if you promise never to tell another joke.

abtchonamission · 12-04-2005, 10:59 AM

Ahem...after that comment, Santa - can I have Ann's presents?

12-05-2005, 03:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by abtchonamission

Ahem...after that comment, Santa - can I have Ann's presents?

Santa thinks so! HO! HO! HO!

I'm still going by Ann's place for the extra goodies tho!

12-05-2005, 03:48 AM

Canadian humor (humour?) huh Ann?

YankInHolland · 12-05-2005, 04:06 AM

Q: What did the tiger get when we walked through the desert on Christmas?
A: Sandy Claws.

fraankie · 12-05-2005, 10:30 AM

Q. What does Father Christmas write on his cards at Christmas?
A. ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ (no-L)

don't get it

12-03-2005, 11:46 AM	#1 (permalink)
Santa Claus Guest Posts: n/a	Christmas Riddles Q. Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? A. You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. Q. What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? A. It's Christmas, Eve! Q. What nationality is Santa Claus? A. North Polish. Q. Why does Mr. Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer? A. Because every buck is dear to him. Q. What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? A. Crisp Cringle. Q. What does Father Christmas write on his cards at Christmas? A. ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ (no-L) Q. What was so good about the neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas? A. It was already wound up.

12-03-2005, 04:58 PM	#2 (permalink)
Ann Forum Leader Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: By The Lake Posts: 25,172	Methinks Santa has been working wayyyyy too hard and is getting giddy, yes? Santa, I'll leave you double cookies and triple hot chocolate if you promise never to tell another joke. __________________ “Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.” ~Winnie the Pooh~

12-04-2005, 10:59 AM	#3 (permalink)
abtchonamission Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: In the mountain air Posts: 1,345	Ahem...after that comment, Santa - can I have Ann's presents? __________________ Faith... When you come to the end of all the light you know and you are about to step off into the darkness of the unknown, faith is knowing one of two things will happen: there will be something solid to stand on or you will be taught how to fly.

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12-05-2005, 03:48 AM	#5 (permalink)
Doug Guest Posts: n/a	Canadian humor (humour?) huh Ann?

12-05-2005, 04:06 AM	#6 (permalink)
YankInHolland Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: ... Posts: 87	Q: What did the tiger get when we walked through the desert on Christmas? A: Sandy Claws.

12-05-2005, 10:30 AM	#7 (permalink)
fraankie Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: brooklyn, new york Posts: 1,395	Q. What does Father Christmas write on his cards at Christmas? A. ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ (no-L) don't get it

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