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12-03-2005, 11:46 AM
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| Christmas Riddles
Q. Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? A. You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. Q. What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? A. It's Christmas, Eve! Q. What nationality is Santa Claus? A. North Polish. Q. Why does Mr. Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer? A. Because every buck is dear to him. Q. What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? A. Crisp Cringle. Q. What does Father Christmas write on his cards at Christmas? A. ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ (no-L) Q. What was so good about the neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas? A. It was already wound up. |
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12-03-2005, 04:58 PM
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Methinks Santa has been working wayyyyy too hard and is getting giddy, yes? Santa, I'll leave you double cookies and triple hot chocolate if you promise never to tell another joke. 
__________________ Somewhere between the gator swamp and the Taj Mahal there is a path, it may be hidden, overgrown or may blend in with the other surroundings, but it is there, it's your path and it is calling you.~Frankly~  |
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12-04-2005, 10:59 AM
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Ahem...after that comment, Santa - can I have Ann's presents?
__________________ Faith... When you come to the end of all the light you know and you are about to step off into the darkness of the unknown, faith is knowing one of two things will happen: there will be something solid to stand on or you will be taught how to fly. |
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