When wishes come true

[grumpy_b05]

"Two men were driving through Texas when they got pulled over by a State
> Trooper. The cop
> walked up and tapped on the window with his nightstick.
>
> The driver rolled down the window and WHACK, the cop smacked him in the
> head
> with his nightstick.
>
> "What the hell was that for?" the driver asked.
>
> "You're in Texas, son," the trooper answered. "When we pull you over
> in
> Texas, you better have your license ready by the time we get to your car."
>
> "I'm sorry, officer," the driver said, "I'm not from around here."
>
> The trooper runs a check on the guy's license--he's clean and gives the
> guy
> his license
> back. The trooper then walks around to the passenger side and taps on the
> window. The
> passenger rolls down the window and "WHACK", the trooper smacks him on the
> head
> with the
> nightstick.
>
> "What'd you do that for?" the passenger demands.
>
> "Just making your wish come true," replied the trooper.
>
> "Making WHAT wish come true?" the passenger asked.
>
> "Because I know your type." the trooper says, "Two miles down the road
> you're gonna turn to your buddy and say, 'I wish that ******* would've
> tried
> that **** with me.'
>