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CAPTAINZING2000 · 11-29-2005, 05:59 PM

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<ZZZMETA name="GENERATOR" content="MSHTML 6.00.2900.2769"><STYLE></STYLE>A man goes to the dental surgeon to have a tooth pulled.

The dentist pulls out a freezing needle to give the man.

"No way! No needles! I hate needles!" the patient said.

The dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas and the man again objects.

"I can't do the gas thing - the thought of having the gas mask on is suffocating to me!"

The dentist then asks if the man has any objection to taking a pill.

"No,"- the patient says, -"I am fine with pills".

The dentist then returns and says, "Here is a Viagra tablet."

The patient says, "Wow - I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain pill!"

"It doesn't,"- said the dentist -"but it will give you something to hold onto when I pull out your tooth!"

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historyteach · 11-29-2005, 07:27 PM

OMG!!!

Shalom!

cwohio · 11-29-2005, 08:18 PM

historyteach · 11-29-2005, 08:22 PM

OMG!!!

Shalom!

cwohio · 11-29-2005, 08:31 PM

sitting in the dentist chair will never be the same again!

11-29-2005, 05:59 PM	#1 (permalink)
CAPTAINZING2000 Psalm 118:24 Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: ILLINOIS Posts: 9,445 Blog Entries: 1	Gentle Dental <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=2 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR class=msgheader width="100%"><TD class=msgheader vAlign=top noWrap width="10%"> </TD><TD class=msgvalue>Fwd: Gentle Dental</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=2 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR class=msgbody><TD class=msgbody vAlign=top width="80%" colSpan=4><BASE target=_blank> <ZZZMETA name="GENERATOR" content="MSHTML 6.00.2900.2769"><STYLE></STYLE>A man goes to the dental surgeon to have a tooth pulled. The dentist pulls out a freezing needle to give the man. "No way! No needles! I hate needles!" the patient said. The dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas and the man again objects. "I can't do the gas thing - the thought of having the gas mask on is suffocating to me!" The dentist then asks if the man has any objection to taking a pill. "No,"- the patient says, -"I am fine with pills". The dentist then returns and says, "Here is a Viagra tablet." The patient says, "Wow - I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain pill!" "It doesn't,"- said the dentist -"but it will give you something to hold onto when I pull out your tooth!" </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> __________________ LIFE IS GOD'S GIFT TO YOU WHAT YOU DO WITH YOUR LIFE IS YOUR GIFT TO GOD J - Jesus first O - Others next Y - Yourself last John 14:6

11-29-2005, 07:27 PM	#2 (permalink)
historyteach To Life! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Rhode Island Posts: 9,303	OMG!!! Shalom! __________________ IMAGINE

11-29-2005, 08:18 PM	#3 (permalink)
cwohio Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Litterbox City Posts: 6,142	__________________ *Learn to write your hurts in sand. Learn to carve your blessings in stone! - Unknown*

11-29-2005, 08:22 PM	#4 (permalink)
historyteach To Life! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Rhode Island Posts: 9,303	OMG!!! Shalom! __________________ IMAGINE

11-29-2005, 08:31 PM	#5 (permalink)
cwohio Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Litterbox City Posts: 6,142	sitting in the dentist chair will never be the same again! __________________ *Learn to write your hurts in sand. Learn to carve your blessings in stone! - Unknown*

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