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indigo · 11-29-2005, 05:47 AM

Blonde's Year in Review:
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print
labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4
years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little
packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other
swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top
was down.
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per
pound and I weigh 108!!!
December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the
phone!!!
What a year!!

OVERIT · 11-29-2005, 05:49 AM

That was too funny. Thanks for sharing.

Ang

kitkatii · 11-29-2005, 06:00 AM

Thanks for the smile this morning!

historyteach · 11-29-2005, 09:00 AM

That was good, Annie!!!

Thanks for the laugh!

Shalom!

fraankie · 12-01-2005, 10:05 AM

well, it true
blondes have more fun

indigo · 12-01-2005, 11:08 AM

They certainly do I am a natural blonde too!

skinner · 12-01-2005, 11:51 AM

hehehe.......that was funny!! Thanks for sharing!!

11-29-2005, 05:47 AM	#1 (permalink)
indigo Community Greeter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Mid-Life Express Posts: 9,928	Blondes journal Blonde's Year in Review: January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!! March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!" April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!! May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope. July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!! August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down. September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it??? October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel. November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!! December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!! What a year!! __________________ When you judge others, you do not define them, you define yourself." Namasté

11-29-2005, 09:00 AM	#4 (permalink)
historyteach To Life! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Rhode Island Posts: 9,303	That was good, Annie!!! Thanks for the laugh! Shalom! __________________ IMAGINE

12-01-2005, 11:08 AM	#6 (permalink)
indigo Community Greeter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Mid-Life Express Posts: 9,928	They certainly do I am a natural blonde too! __________________ When you judge others, you do not define them, you define yourself." Namasté

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11-29-2005, 05:49 AM	#2 (permalink)
OVERIT Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Good Ole' Rocky Top! Posts: 3,540	That was too funny. Thanks for sharing. Ang

11-29-2005, 06:00 AM	#3 (permalink)
kitkatii Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Brownsburg Indiana Posts: 63	Thanks for the smile this morning!

12-01-2005, 10:05 AM	#5 (permalink)
fraankie Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: brooklyn, new york Posts: 1,395	well, it true blondes have more fun

12-01-2005, 11:51 AM	#7 (permalink)
skinner Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Racine, WI Posts: 206	hehehe.......that was funny!! Thanks for sharing!!

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