Sometimes it DOES take a Rocket Scientist!!

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Sometimes it DOES take a Rocket Scientist!!

(True Story)
Scientists at NASA built a gun specifically to launch standard 4
pound dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets
and the space shuttle, all traveling at maximum velocity. The idea
is to simulate frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl
to test the strength of the windshields. British engineers heard
about the gun and were eager to test it on the windshields of their
new high speed trains. Arrangements were made, and a gun was sent
to the British engineers. When the gun was fired, the engineers
stood shocked as the chicken hurled out of the barrel, crashed into
the shatterproof shield, smashed it to smithereens, blasted through
the control console, snapped the engineer's back-rest in two, and
embedded itself in the back wall of the cabin, like an arrow shot
from a bow. The horrified Brits sent NASA the disastrous results
of the experiment, along with the designs of the windshield and
begged the <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" /><st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">US</st1:place></st1:country-region> scientists for suggestions.

You're going to love this...
NASA responded with a one-line memo............
"Defrost the chicken."