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|11-12-2005, 10:28 AM||#1 (permalink)|
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: QVB NYC NY
And you thought YOU were having a bad day!
Coming into the bar and ordering a double, the man leaned over and confided to the bartender, "I'm so pissed off!"
"Oh yeah? What happened?" asked the bartender politely.
"See, I met this beautiful woman who invited me back home, and we stripped off our clothes and jumped into bed and were just about to make love when her goddammed husband came in the front door. So I had to jump out of the bedroom window and hang from the edge by my fingernails! Dare not even look down!"
"Gee, that's tough!" commiserated the bartender.
"Right, but that's not what really got me aggravated," the customer went on.
"When her husband came into the room, he said, 'Hey great! You're naked already! Let me just take a leak. And damned if the lazy son of a b!tch didn't p!ss out the window right onto my head!"
"Yeech!" the bartender shook his head. "No wonder you're in a lousy mood".
"Yeah, but I haven't told you what really, really got to me. Next, I had to listen to them grunting and groaning and when they finished, the husband tossed his condom out of the window. And where does it land? My forehead!"
"Damn, that's really a drag!" says the bartender.
"Oh, I'm not finished. See what really p!ssed me off was when the husband had to make a dump. Turns out that their toilet is broken, so he stuck his a$$ out of the window and let loose, right on my head!"
The bartender paled. "That would sure mess up my day"
"Yeah yeah, yeah", the fellow rattled on, "but do you know what REALLY REALLY REALLY p!ssed me off? When I looked down and saw that my feet were only six inches off the ground!"
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