FDA Warning On Alcoholic Beverages - SoberRecovery : Alcoholism Drug Addiction Help and Information

vinnietoo · 12-15-2002, 09:25 AM

Hadn't seen this in a while...................................
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an a-hole.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember).
WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Chuck.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible, or worse bullet proof.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuem, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear".
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.

Hugs,
Vinnie

smoke gets in my eyes · 12-15-2002, 09:30 AM

Too bad this is a joke. I'd love to see this on beverage labels!

Live · 12-15-2002, 09:46 AM

that's delightful, Vinnie!!!

**Ann** · 12-15-2002, 12:14 PM

So funny....and so true LOL

12-15-2002, 09:25 AM	#1 (permalink)
vinnietoo Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: land of 10,000 lakes Posts: 202	FDA Warning On Alcoholic Beverages Hadn't seen this in a while................................... WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an a-hole. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember). WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Chuck. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible, or worse bullet proof. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuem, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear". WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy. Hugs, Vinnie __________________ Everything we know we have learned from someone else, including the stuff we claim credit for! It may be new to us but it's not new. It is never to late to discover what you like, even if you're old or young just pass it on.

12-15-2002, 12:14 PM	#4 (permalink)
Ann Forum Leader Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: By The Lake Posts: 25,173	So funny....and so true LOL __________________ “Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.” ~Winnie the Pooh~

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12-15-2002, 09:30 AM	#2 (permalink)
smoke gets in my eyes Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: That's what I'd like to know. Posts: 2,421	Too bad this is a joke. I'd love to see this on beverage labels!

12-15-2002, 09:46 AM	#3 (permalink)
Live Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Bristol TN/VA Posts: 11,305 Blog Entries: 5	that's delightful, Vinnie!!!

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