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Dan · 10-29-2005, 09:59 PM

Sixteen reasons why airplanes are easier to live with than women:

1) Airplanes usually kill you quickly - a woman takes her time.

2) Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.

3) Airplanes don't get mad if you do a "touch and go."

4) Airplanes don't object to a preflight inspection.

5) Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation.

6) Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations.

7) Airplanes can be flown any time of the month.

8) Airplanes don't come with in-laws.

9) Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you've flown before.

10) Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time.

11) Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes.

12) Airplanes don't mind if you buy airplane magazines.

13) Airplanes expect to be tied down.

14) Airplanes don't comment on your piloting skills.

15) Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong.

16) However, when airplanes go quiet, just like women,it's usually not good.

cwohio · 10-29-2005, 10:27 PM

you better start running dan

Time2Surrender · 10-29-2005, 10:39 PM

I want a plane.

BaBa OReiley · 10-30-2005, 07:55 AM

#16, BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!

ain't that the truth!

fraankie · 10-31-2005, 09:02 PM

17. when airplanes crash, it's a hell of a ride
when a woman crashes, it's your car and never her fault
so you wind up paying the bill

10-29-2005, 09:59 PM	#1 (permalink)
Dan Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 8,710	I'd rather fly. Sixteen reasons why airplanes are easier to live with than women: 1) Airplanes usually kill you quickly - a woman takes her time. 2) Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch. 3) Airplanes don't get mad if you do a "touch and go." 4) Airplanes don't object to a preflight inspection. 5) Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation. 6) Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations. 7) Airplanes can be flown any time of the month. 8) Airplanes don't come with in-laws. 9) Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you've flown before. 10) Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time. 11) Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes. 12) Airplanes don't mind if you buy airplane magazines. 13) Airplanes expect to be tied down. 14) Airplanes don't comment on your piloting skills. 15) Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong. 16) However, when airplanes go quiet, just like women,it's usually not good.

10-29-2005, 10:27 PM	#2 (permalink)
cwohio Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Litterbox City Posts: 6,142	you better start running dan __________________ *Learn to write your hurts in sand. Learn to carve your blessings in stone! - Unknown*

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10-29-2005, 10:39 PM	#3 (permalink)
Time2Surrender Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Washington State Posts: 7,263 Blog Entries: 7	I want a plane.

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BaBa OReiley Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: QVB NYC NY Posts: 620	#16, BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! ain't that the truth!

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fraankie Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: brooklyn, new york Posts: 1,395	17. when airplanes crash, it's a hell of a ride when a woman crashes, it's your car and never her fault so you wind up paying the bill

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