WHY CHRISTMAS TREES ARE BETTER THAN MEN - risque - SoberRecovery : Alcoholism Drug Addiction Help and Information

Debbie · 12-10-2002, 04:39 PM

Okay guys, no offense, just thought this was funny....lol Feel free to post Why ? are better than women

1. A Christmas tree is always erect.

2. Even small ones give satisfaction.

3. A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.

4. A Christmas tree always looks good - even when it's lit.

5. A Christmas tree is always happy with its size.

6. A Christmas tree has cute balls.

7. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of its balls.

8. You can throw a Christmas tree out when it wears out.

9. You don't have to put up with a Christmas tree all year.

10. You only have to feed/water it once a week.

11. It's always there to light up your life.

12. It gets turned on only when you want it turned on.

13. It always smells nice and doesn't pass gas.

14. If it needles you, you can toss it out.

15.It doesn't ask you to have little Christmas trees.

**Ann** · 12-10-2002, 09:05 PM

Awww - that was cute!!

Paulie · 12-12-2002, 12:48 PM

LOL

vinnietoo · 12-12-2002, 08:21 PM

Why are better than women?

1. When bringing the tree in, you and the tree arrive at the same time.

2.If the christmas tree falls on you it'll kill you quick,
a woman takes her time. Same goes for falling off
the ladder decorating the tree.

3.The lights on a tree can be turned on by the flick
of a switch.

4.Christmas trees don't care how many other christmas trees
youv'e had.

5.Christmas trees don't mind if you look at other trees,
of if you look at pictures in magazines of other trees.

6.If the tree fits too loose in the stand, you can always tighten it.

7.Christmas trees don't have parents.

8.Christmas trees are avaliable anytime of the month.

9.Christmas trees don't whine.

10.It's always ok to use tie downs on your christmas tree.

OK,OK,OK, I give. If this is too risque delete. But as I use to say
to my mom, "she started it" (even if she didn't.)

Hugs to All,
Vinnie

**Ann** · 12-12-2002, 08:27 PM

Vinnie

LMAO

. This is funny...and fair is fair.

**margo** · 12-12-2002, 09:34 PM

Touche, Vinnietoo!

Debbie · 11-30-2003, 08:48 AM

another funny one or two

Chy · 11-30-2003, 08:55 AM

Excellant.. both of you! Battle of the sexes!! *LOL*.. and us girls know who wins!

Tanis · 12-01-2003, 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by vinnietoo
6.If the tree fits too loose in the stand, you can always tighten it.

LMAO!!

12-10-2002, 04:39 PM	#1 (permalink)
Debbie I used to work here ;) Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: I live in Trevose, PA & collect Barbies :) Posts: 2,015	WHY CHRISTMAS TREES ARE BETTER THAN MEN - risque Okay guys, no offense, just thought this was funny....lol Feel free to post Why ? are better than women 1. A Christmas tree is always erect. 2. Even small ones give satisfaction. 3. A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights. 4. A Christmas tree always looks good - even when it's lit. 5. A Christmas tree is always happy with its size. 6. A Christmas tree has cute balls. 7. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of its balls. 8. You can throw a Christmas tree out when it wears out. 9. You don't have to put up with a Christmas tree all year. 10. You only have to feed/water it once a week. 11. It's always there to light up your life. 12. It gets turned on only when you want it turned on. 13. It always smells nice and doesn't pass gas. 14. If it needles you, you can toss it out. 15.It doesn't ask you to have little Christmas trees.

12-10-2002, 09:05 PM	#2 (permalink)
Ann Sharing Our Light Glop 2:Glops Revenge Champion! Ray Ray Shuffle Champion! Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: By The Lake Posts: 18,172	Awww - that was cute!! __________________ Somewhere between the gator swamp and the Taj Mahal there is a path, it may be hidden, overgrown or may blend in with the other surroundings, but it is there, it's your path and it is calling you.~Frankly~

12-12-2002, 12:48 PM	#3 (permalink)
Paulie It is what it is!!! Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Sobriety Posts: 5,778	LOL __________________ I know more about how to live than I did yesterday, but not as much as I'll know tomorrow. Today, Ill learn something new~JFT, 1/27/06 The difference between a good day and a bad day, is about 2 days~Ann of SR

12-12-2002, 08:21 PM	#4 (permalink)
vinnietoo Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: land of 10,000 lakes Posts: 187	Why are better than women? 1. When bringing the tree in, you and the tree arrive at the same time. 2.If the christmas tree falls on you it'll kill you quick, a woman takes her time. Same goes for falling off the ladder decorating the tree. 3.The lights on a tree can be turned on by the flick of a switch. 4.Christmas trees don't care how many other christmas trees youv'e had. 5.Christmas trees don't mind if you look at other trees, of if you look at pictures in magazines of other trees. 6.If the tree fits too loose in the stand, you can always tighten it. 7.Christmas trees don't have parents. 8.Christmas trees are avaliable anytime of the month. 9.Christmas trees don't whine. 10.It's always ok to use tie downs on your christmas tree. OK,OK,OK, I give. If this is too risque delete. But as I use to say to my mom, "she started it" (even if she didn't.) Hugs to All, Vinnie __________________ There is no person walking the face of the Earth who demonstrates more courage,dignity and integrity,on a daily basis, than an addict in recovery.

12-12-2002, 08:27 PM	#5 (permalink)
Ann Sharing Our Light Glop 2:Glops Revenge Champion! Ray Ray Shuffle Champion! Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: By The Lake Posts: 18,172	Vinnie LMAO . This is funny...and fair is fair. __________________ Somewhere between the gator swamp and the Taj Mahal there is a path, it may be hidden, overgrown or may blend in with the other surroundings, but it is there, it's your path and it is calling you.~Frankly~

12-12-2002, 09:34 PM	#6 (permalink)
margo Forum Leader Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: North Vancouver, British Columbia Posts: 1,741	Touche, Vinnietoo!

11-30-2003, 08:48 AM	#7 (permalink)
Debbie I used to work here ;) Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: I live in Trevose, PA & collect Barbies :) Posts: 2,015	another funny one or two

11-30-2003, 08:55 AM	#8 (permalink)
Chy Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: El Paso, Tx Posts: 5,877	Excellant.. both of you! Battle of the sexes!! LOL.. and us girls know who wins!

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