WHY CHRISTMAS TREES ARE BETTER THAN MEN - risque - SoberRecovery : Alcoholism Drug Addiction Help and Information

Debbie · 12-10-2002, 04:39 PM

Okay guys, no offense, just thought this was funny....lol Feel free to post Why ? are better than women

1. A Christmas tree is always erect.

2. Even small ones give satisfaction.

3. A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.

4. A Christmas tree always looks good - even when it's lit.

5. A Christmas tree is always happy with its size.

6. A Christmas tree has cute balls.

7. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of its balls.

8. You can throw a Christmas tree out when it wears out.

9. You don't have to put up with a Christmas tree all year.

10. You only have to feed/water it once a week.

11. It's always there to light up your life.

12. It gets turned on only when you want it turned on.

13. It always smells nice and doesn't pass gas.

14. If it needles you, you can toss it out.

15.It doesn't ask you to have little Christmas trees.

**Ann** · 12-10-2002, 09:05 PM

Awww - that was cute!!

Paulie · 12-12-2002, 12:48 PM

LOL

vinnietoo · 12-12-2002, 08:21 PM

Why are better than women?

1. When bringing the tree in, you and the tree arrive at the same time.

2.If the christmas tree falls on you it'll kill you quick,
a woman takes her time. Same goes for falling off
the ladder decorating the tree.

3.The lights on a tree can be turned on by the flick
of a switch.

4.Christmas trees don't care how many other christmas trees
youv'e had.

5.Christmas trees don't mind if you look at other trees,
of if you look at pictures in magazines of other trees.

6.If the tree fits too loose in the stand, you can always tighten it.

7.Christmas trees don't have parents.

8.Christmas trees are avaliable anytime of the month.

9.Christmas trees don't whine.

10.It's always ok to use tie downs on your christmas tree.

OK,OK,OK, I give. If this is too risque delete. But as I use to say
to my mom, "she started it" (even if she didn't.)

Hugs to All,
Vinnie

**Ann** · 12-12-2002, 08:27 PM

Vinnie

LMAO

. This is funny...and fair is fair.

margo · 12-12-2002, 09:34 PM

Touche, Vinnietoo!

Debbie · 11-30-2003, 08:48 AM

another funny one or two

Chy · 11-30-2003, 08:55 AM

Excellant.. both of you! Battle of the sexes!! *LOL*.. and us girls know who wins!

Tanis · 12-01-2003, 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by vinnietoo
6.If the tree fits too loose in the stand, you can always tighten it.

LMAO!!

12-10-2002, 04:39 PM	#1 (permalink)
Debbie I used to work here ;) Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: I live in Trevose, PA & collect Barbies :) Posts: 2,016	WHY CHRISTMAS TREES ARE BETTER THAN MEN - risque Okay guys, no offense, just thought this was funny....lol Feel free to post Why ? are better than women 1. A Christmas tree is always erect. 2. Even small ones give satisfaction. 3. A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights. 4. A Christmas tree always looks good - even when it's lit. 5. A Christmas tree is always happy with its size. 6. A Christmas tree has cute balls. 7. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of its balls. 8. You can throw a Christmas tree out when it wears out. 9. You don't have to put up with a Christmas tree all year. 10. You only have to feed/water it once a week. 11. It's always there to light up your life. 12. It gets turned on only when you want it turned on. 13. It always smells nice and doesn't pass gas. 14. If it needles you, you can toss it out. 15.It doesn't ask you to have little Christmas trees.

12-10-2002, 09:05 PM	#2 (permalink)
Ann Forum Leader Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: By The Lake Posts: 25,173	Awww - that was cute!! __________________ “Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.” ~Winnie the Pooh~

12-12-2002, 12:48 PM	#3 (permalink)
Paulie It is what it is!!! Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Sobriety Posts: 5,785	LOL __________________ I know more about how to live than I did yesterday, but not as much as I'll know tomorrow. Today, Ill learn something new~JFT, 1/27/06 The difference between a good day and a bad day, is about 2 days~Ann of SR

12-12-2002, 08:21 PM	#4 (permalink)
vinnietoo Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: land of 10,000 lakes Posts: 202	Why are better than women? 1. When bringing the tree in, you and the tree arrive at the same time. 2.If the christmas tree falls on you it'll kill you quick, a woman takes her time. Same goes for falling off the ladder decorating the tree. 3.The lights on a tree can be turned on by the flick of a switch. 4.Christmas trees don't care how many other christmas trees youv'e had. 5.Christmas trees don't mind if you look at other trees, of if you look at pictures in magazines of other trees. 6.If the tree fits too loose in the stand, you can always tighten it. 7.Christmas trees don't have parents. 8.Christmas trees are avaliable anytime of the month. 9.Christmas trees don't whine. 10.It's always ok to use tie downs on your christmas tree. OK,OK,OK, I give. If this is too risque delete. But as I use to say to my mom, "she started it" (even if she didn't.) Hugs to All, Vinnie __________________ Everything we know we have learned from someone else, including the stuff we claim credit for! It may be new to us but it's not new. It is never to late to discover what you like, even if you're old or young just pass it on.

12-12-2002, 08:27 PM	#5 (permalink)
Ann Forum Leader Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: By The Lake Posts: 25,173	Vinnie LMAO . This is funny...and fair is fair. __________________ “Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.” ~Winnie the Pooh~

12-12-2002, 09:34 PM	#6 (permalink)
margo Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: North Vancouver, British Columbia Posts: 1,727	Touche, Vinnietoo!

11-30-2003, 08:48 AM	#7 (permalink)
Debbie I used to work here ;) Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: I live in Trevose, PA & collect Barbies :) Posts: 2,016	another funny one or two

11-30-2003, 08:55 AM	#8 (permalink)
Chy Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: El Paso, Tx Posts: 5,867	Excellant.. both of you! Battle of the sexes!! LOL.. and us girls know who wins!

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