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BaBa OReiley · 10-21-2005, 07:54 PM

Billy-Bob and Bubba were sitting in back of their trailers shooting the breeze.

Billy-Bob asked Bubba, "If I snuck ovah to yore house while you wuz out fishin an' had my way with your wife, an' she got pregnant, would dat make us
kin?"

Bubba scratched his head for a bit then said, "I don't think so.....but it shore would make us even!"

splendra · 10-21-2005, 08:03 PM

you know why they don't tell no jokes about NYorkers baba?

cause they'uns ain't funny that's why....

fraankie · 10-22-2005, 08:47 PM

good one

Time2Surrender · 10-22-2005, 10:29 PM

A tourist is visiting New York City when his car breaks down.

He jumps out and starts fiddling under the hood.

About five minutes later, he hears some thumping sounds and looks around to see someone taking stuff out of his trunk!

He runs around and yells, "Hey, bud, this is my car!"

"OK," the man says, "You take the front and I`ll take the back."

BaBa OReiley · 10-23-2005, 05:12 AM

Liar......... no-one *fiddles* in new york!
not even tourists!

LMAO!

Time2Surrender · 10-23-2005, 05:27 PM

How many New Yorkers does it take to change a light bulb?
Fifty. Fifty? Yeah, fifty! It's in the contract!

10-21-2005, 07:54 PM	#1 (permalink)
BaBa OReiley Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: QVB NYC NY Posts: 620	More Texans....... Billy-Bob and Bubba were sitting in back of their trailers shooting the breeze. Billy-Bob asked Bubba, "If I snuck ovah to yore house while you wuz out fishin an' had my way with your wife, an' she got pregnant, would dat make us kin?" Bubba scratched his head for a bit then said, "I don't think so.....but it shore would make us even!"

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splendra the girl can't help it Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: splendraville Posts: 5,399 Blog Entries: 3	you know why they don't tell no jokes about NYorkers baba? cause they'uns ain't funny that's why.... __________________ nice has a hisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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10-22-2005, 08:47 PM	#3 (permalink)
fraankie Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: brooklyn, new york Posts: 1,423	good one

10-22-2005, 10:29 PM	#4 (permalink)
Time2Surrender Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 7,170 Blog Entries: 7	A tourist is visiting New York City when his car breaks down. He jumps out and starts fiddling under the hood. About five minutes later, he hears some thumping sounds and looks around to see someone taking stuff out of his trunk! He runs around and yells, "Hey, bud, this is my car!" "OK," the man says, "You take the front and I`ll take the back."

10-23-2005, 05:12 AM	#5 (permalink)
BaBa OReiley Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: QVB NYC NY Posts: 620	Liar......... no-one fiddles in new york! not even tourists! LMAO!

10-23-2005, 05:27 PM	#6 (permalink)
Time2Surrender Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 7,170 Blog Entries: 7	How many New Yorkers does it take to change a light bulb? Fifty. Fifty? Yeah, fifty! It's in the contract!

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