are you qualified

[wolflet]

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you
whether you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each
answer. The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll down
UNTIL you have answered the question!

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?











The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and
close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple
things in an overly complicated way.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
























Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the
refrigerator?

Wrong Answer.

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in
the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think
through the repercussions of your previous actions.


3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
attend... except one. Which animal does not attend?






















Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator.
You just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay, even if you
did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one
more chance to show your true abilities.

4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and
you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?

















Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not
been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.
This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.


According to <?XML:NAMESPACE PREFIX = ST1 /><ST1:PLACE w:st="on"><ST1:CITY w:st="on">Anderson</ST1:CITY></ST1:PLACE> Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the
professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers
got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively
disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a
four-year-old.

[splendra]

Wowie I really liked this one. I did not get any right but, it did help me see something very important about my work I really appericate this...

I laughed really hard too which was the best part...

[ASH]

All wrong, I need to lighten up and go back to preschool!!!

[splendra]

exactly (((ASH))

[ASH]

Originally Posted by splendra

exactly (((ASH))

Keep It Simple right Spledra?

Hmmm, there was a little book about that a few years back,
"Everything I need to know I learned in pre school"
I was too busy, (LOL) to read it,
maybe a refersher course is in order...

[BaBa OReiley]

i killed the elephant and sold his tusk's for ivory, the giraffe was made into a beautiful rug,

with the money from the ivory and rug i stocked the fridge with steak, milk and seltzer!

oh yeah, and a big old chocolate cheesecake

[hopealwayz]

back to preschool..........

[historyteach]

I got #3 correct; for #1, I said, "stuff it in there." Does that count??
Of course it does!
See, I DO have the mind of a preschooler!!!

Shalom!