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Debbie · 12-07-2002, 07:50 PM

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
The letter "D" !

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ?
Santa Claustrophobia !

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?
Black mail !

Who delievers cat's Christmas presents ?
Santa Paws !

**Ann** · 12-07-2002, 08:15 PM

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bikerprincess · 12-07-2002, 09:30 PM

I love this website...HUMOR & SOBRIETY

smoke gets in my eyes · 12-08-2002, 11:20 AM

LOL!

My cat gets presents from Snacky Claws.

12-07-2002, 07:50 PM	#1 (permalink)
Debbie I used to work here ;) Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: I live in Trevose, PA & collect Barbies :) Posts: 2,016	Christmas Jokes What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month? The letter "D" ! What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ? Santa Claustrophobia ! What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ? Black mail ! Who delievers cat's Christmas presents ? Santa Paws !

12-07-2002, 08:15 PM	#2 (permalink)
Ann Forum Leader Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: By The Lake Posts: 25,172	:slider: :slider: __________________ “Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.” ~Winnie the Pooh~

12-07-2002, 09:30 PM	#3 (permalink)
bikerprincess Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: St Louis, MO Posts: 189	hehehe I love this website...HUMOR & SOBRIETY

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12-08-2002, 11:20 AM	#4 (permalink)
smoke gets in my eyes Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: That's what I'd like to know. Posts: 2,421	LOL! My cat gets presents from Snacky Claws.

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