For the computer enthusiast/geek/programmer

[Greenbug]

There are 10 types of people in the world. Those that understand binary and those that don't.

Linux is just like a Wigwam; No Windows, No Gates, Apache inside

Who the f&#k is General Failure and why is he reading my harddisk

The truth is out there? Does anyone know the URL?

I do know everything, just not all at once. It's a virtual memory problem

A good programmer is someone who looks both ways before crossing a one-way street

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot. C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg.

C Programmers do it recursively

Computer Science: solving today's problems tomorrow

There are two ways to write error-free programs. Only the third one works

I heard that if you play the Windows CD backwards, you'll get a satanic message. But the most frightening thing is that if you play it forward, it installs Windows!

BS has the same mathematical properties as the number 1; that is, BS raised to any power is still BS

And my personal favorite...

My software never has bugs. It just develops random features

[historyteach]

BS has the same mathematical properties as the number 1; that is, BS raised to any power is still BS

Shalom!