Wisdom by Maxine - SoberRecovery : Alcoholism Drug Addiction Help and Information

Dan · 10-09-2005, 12:16 AM

Maxine on "Driver Safety" - "I can't use the cell phone in the car. I have to keep my hands free for making gestures.".......

Maxine on "Life" - "Life is like an oven. It burns my a**!"

Maxine on "Housework" - "I do my housework in the nude. It gives me an incentive to clean the mirrors as quickly as possible."

Maxine on "Lawn Care" - "The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless."

Maxine on "The Perfect Man" - 'All I'm looking for is a guy who'll do what I want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go away. Or wait nearby, like a Dust Buster, charged up and ready when needed."

Maxine on "Work" - "My performance at work has really improved over the years. Now I can nail a co-worker with a paper-clip shot from a rubber band at 20 yards."

Maxine on "Technology Revolution" - "My idea of rebooting is kicking somebody in the ass twice."

Maxine on "Aging" -"Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works much better if the salt accompanies a large Margarita."

mulberry · 10-09-2005, 04:51 AM

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Originally Posted by DangerousDan

Maxine on "The Perfect Man" - 'All I'm looking for is a guy who'll do what I want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go away. Or wait nearby, like a Dust Buster, charged up and ready when needed."

With age comes wisdom!

cwohio · 10-09-2005, 06:13 AM

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Maxine on "Lawn Care" - "The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless."

now why didn't i think of that - you go maxine!

**Ann** · 10-09-2005, 06:43 AM

I hear tell she's into recovery also...

10-09-2005, 12:16 AM	#1 (permalink)
Dan Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 8,710	Wisdom by Maxine Maxine on "Driver Safety" - "I can't use the cell phone in the car. I have to keep my hands free for making gestures."....... Maxine on "Life" - "Life is like an oven. It burns my a**!" Maxine on "Housework" - "I do my housework in the nude. It gives me an incentive to clean the mirrors as quickly as possible." Maxine on "Lawn Care" - "The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless." Maxine on "The Perfect Man" - 'All I'm looking for is a guy who'll do what I want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go away. Or wait nearby, like a Dust Buster, charged up and ready when needed." Maxine on "Work" - "My performance at work has really improved over the years. Now I can nail a co-worker with a paper-clip shot from a rubber band at 20 yards." Maxine on "Technology Revolution" - "My idea of rebooting is kicking somebody in the ass twice." Maxine on "Aging" -"Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works much better if the salt accompanies a large Margarita."

10-09-2005, 06:43 AM	#4 (permalink)
Ann Forum Leader Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: By The Lake Posts: 25,172	I hear tell she's into recovery also... __________________ “Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.” ~Winnie the Pooh~

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