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|11-27-2002, 05:49 PM||#1 (permalink)|
I used to work here ;)
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: I live in Trevose, PA & collect Barbies :)
Things That Sound Dirty at Thanksgiving...I think this is risque
* "Talk about a huge breast!"
* "Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."
* "It's Cool Whip time!"
* "If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"
* "Whew, that's one terrific spread!"
* "I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."
* "Are you ready for seconds yet?"
* "It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"
* "Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"
* "Don't play with your meat."
* "Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."
* "Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"
* "I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"
* "You still have a little bit on your chin."
* "Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it."
* "How long will it take after you stick it in?"
* "You'll know it's ready when it pops up."
* "Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!"
* "How many are coming?"
* "That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"
* "Just lay back & take it easy...I'll do the rest."
* "How long do I beat it before it's ready?"
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