Best Dried Arrangement

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Two old women were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress.

One leaned over the other and said, Cripes! Life is boring, we never have any fun these days. For $5.00, I'd take my clothes off and streak through the flower show!"

"You're on!" said the other old lady, holding up $5.00.

As fast as she could, the first old woman fumbled her way out of her clothes and completely naked, streaked through the front door of the town hall.

Waiting outside, her friend heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause. The naked old woman burst out through the door surrounded by a cheering crowd.

"How did you do?" asked her friend.

"Great!" she said, "I just won first prize as Best Dried Arrangement