Thursday's Chuckles!

[cwohio]

An airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa had a malfunction,
and went down. A few weeks later, Pepsi Company sent a rescue plane.
They searched the area and found a tribe of cannibals. They walked up to
the Chief of the tribe and asked him if he knew anything about the crash.
The Chief said, "Yeah."

When asked where the crew was, the Chief replied, "We ate the crew,
and we drank the Pepsi."

The Rescue crew were shocked. One man asked, "Did you eat their legs?"

The chief replied, "We ate their legs, and we drank the Pepsi."

Another rescuer asked, "Did you eat their arms?"

The Chief said, "We ate their arms, and we drank the Pepsi."

After looking totally perplexed for a minute, a third asked, "Did you..
you know...eat their...'things'??"

The chief says, "No."

"No?" asked the rescuer.

"No," replied the Chief, "THINGS go better with Coke."

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A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong.

"Ohhh, it's my girlfriend."

"Oh yeah? What's the problem?"

"When I asked her if she could learn to love me," he said, "she asked
me how much I was willing to spend on her education."

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A University of Alabama football player was visiting a Yankee
relative in Boston over the holidays. He went to a large party
and met a pretty co-ed. He was attempting to start up a
conversation with the line, "Where does you go to school?"

The coed, of course, was not overly impressed with his grammar
or southern drawl, but did answer his question.

"Yale," she replied.

The UA student took a big, deep breath and shouted, "WHERE
DOES YOU GO TO SCHOOL?"

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"Nothing was happening in my marriage. I nicknamed my water bed
"Lake Placid"." (Phyllis Diller)

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Originally Posted by cwohio

"Yale," she replied.

The UA student took a big, deep breath and shouted, "WHERE
DOES YOU GO TO SCHOOL?"

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"Nothing was happening in my marriage. I nicknamed my water bed
"Lake Placid"." (Phyllis Diller)

this one's a keeper