Official Announcement - SoberRecovery : Alcoholism Drug Addiction Help and Information

**historyteach** · 09-08-2005, 03:00 AM

Official Announcement:

The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an
Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's
political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production,
destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of Page Ranking!cks, and gives you a
sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!

Don't be mad at me, folks..I got this from my mom!!!

Shalom!

**Ann** · 09-08-2005, 05:30 AM

Oh, I like your mom.

Hugs
Ann

**best** · 09-08-2005, 07:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by historyteach

Don't be mad at me, folks..I got this from my mom!!!

Shalom!

What a condom?

CAPTAINZING2000 · 09-08-2005, 07:45 AM

That condoms got a lot of use over the years hasn't it

babeekj · 09-08-2005, 08:08 AM

***indigo*** · 09-08-2005, 08:38 AM

thanks to teach's mom......hehehehe

indie

09-08-2005, 03:00 AM	#1 (permalink)
historyteach To Life! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: centered again Posts: 7,663	Official Announcement Official Announcement: The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of Page Ranking!cks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed. Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that! Don't be mad at me, folks..I got this from my mom!!! Shalom!
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09-08-2005, 05:30 AM	#2 (permalink)
Ann Sharing Our Light... Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: By The Lake Posts: 14,363	Oh, I like your mom. Hugs Ann
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09-08-2005, 07:45 AM	#4 (permalink)
CAPTAINZING2000 ZING Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: ILLINOIS Posts: 5,305	That condoms got a lot of use over the years hasn't it
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*indigo* Community Greeter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Mid-Life Express Posts: 8,763	thanks to teach's mom......hehehehe indie
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