The Awful Truth

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When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to
>> >enter Paradise, God appeared and said, "I want the men
>> >to make two lines. One line for the men who were true
>> >heads of their household, and the other line for the
>> >men who were dominated by their women. I want all the
>> >women to report to St. Peter."
>> > Soon, the women were gone and there were two lines
>> >of men. The line of the men who were dominated by
>> >their wives was 100 miles long, and in the line of men
>> >who truly were heads of their household, there was
>> >only one man.
>> > God said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves.
>> >I created you to be the head of your household! You
>> >have been disobedient and not fulfilled your purpose!
>> >Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from him. God
>> >turned to the one man, "How did you manage to be the
>> >only one in this line?"
>> > The man replied, "I don't know. My wife told me to
>> >stand here."