BaBA and The Jigsaw Puzzle - SoberRecovery : Alcoholism Drug Addiction Help and Information

babeekj · 08-29-2005, 10:33 AM

BaBA calls me and says, "Please come over here and help me.

I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."

I ask, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

BaBa says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

I decide to go over and help with the puzzle.

He lets me in and shows me where he has the puzzle spread all over
the table.

I study the pieces for a moment, then look at the box, then turn
to him and say, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to
be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."

I then take his hand in mine and say, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then...", I sighed...

Let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box.

cwohio · 08-29-2005, 11:11 AM

they're GRUUURRREATTTTT!!!

babeekj · 08-29-2005, 11:38 AM

I have a feelin I may be in a lil trouble over this one....

BaBA stay away from my duck !!!!

cwohio · 08-29-2005, 12:13 PM

mmmm - yeah - probably so!

babeekj · 08-29-2005, 12:41 PM

:nervous

wolflet · 08-30-2005, 10:23 PM

cwohio · 08-30-2005, 10:28 PM

BaBa is slipping!

wolflet · 08-30-2005, 10:33 PM

or just late!

babeekj · 08-31-2005, 09:44 AM

Yep where has he been anyways ???

BaBa OReiley · 08-31-2005, 04:49 PM

Babeekj was running late for her plane out of New York City one day and was having trouble getting through the customs inspection.

"New York is the butthole of the world!" she exclaimed.

"Yes mam." replied the customs agent.

"And you're just passing through?"

cwohio · 08-31-2005, 07:14 PM

ahh-he's alive & well!

babeekj · 09-01-2005, 03:08 PM

Watcha tryin to say BaBa ???

BaBa OReiley · 09-01-2005, 03:10 PM

ya are what dja eat babeekj, LOL so eat SH*T

babeekj · 09-01-2005, 03:15 PM

whatever ...what do you think that says for all you that live there?

BaBa OReiley · 09-01-2005, 04:52 PM

it says we're the greatest people in the greatest city of the greatest state of this great country!

wolflet · 09-01-2005, 09:30 PM

dang!, well that is a mouthfull now isn't it?

08-29-2005, 10:33 AM	#1 (permalink)
babeekj Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: Tyler, Texas Posts: 1,029	BaBA and The Jigsaw Puzzle BaBA calls me and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started." I ask, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" BaBa says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger." I decide to go over and help with the puzzle. He lets me in and shows me where he has the puzzle spread all over the table. I study the pieces for a moment, then look at the box, then turn to him and say, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." I then take his hand in mine and say, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then...", I sighed... Let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box.

08-29-2005, 11:11 AM	#2 (permalink)
cwohio Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Litterbox City Posts: 6,142	they're GRUUURRREATTTTT!!! __________________ *Learn to write your hurts in sand. Learn to carve your blessings in stone! - Unknown*

08-29-2005, 12:13 PM	#4 (permalink)
cwohio Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Litterbox City Posts: 6,142	mmmm - yeah - probably so! __________________ *Learn to write your hurts in sand. Learn to carve your blessings in stone! - Unknown*

08-30-2005, 10:23 PM	#6 (permalink)
wolflet fire dancer Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: no matter where u go there u are...co Posts: 489	__________________ how we spend our days is how we spend our lives

08-30-2005, 10:28 PM	#7 (permalink)
cwohio Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Litterbox City Posts: 6,142	BaBa is slipping! __________________ *Learn to write your hurts in sand. Learn to carve your blessings in stone! - Unknown*

08-29-2005, 11:38 AM	#3 (permalink)
babeekj Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: Tyler, Texas Posts: 1,029	I have a feelin I may be in a lil trouble over this one.... BaBA stay away from my duck !!!!

08-29-2005, 12:41 PM	#5 (permalink)
babeekj Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: Tyler, Texas Posts: 1,029	:nervous

08-30-2005, 10:33 PM	#8 (permalink)
wolflet fire dancer Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: no matter where u go there u are...co Posts: 489	or just late! __________________ how we spend our days is how we spend our lives

08-31-2005, 09:44 AM	#9 (permalink)
babeekj Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: Tyler, Texas Posts: 1,029	Yep where has he been anyways ???

08-31-2005, 04:49 PM	#10 (permalink)
BaBa OReiley Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: QVB NYC NY Posts: 620	Babeekj was running late for her plane out of New York City one day and was having trouble getting through the customs inspection. "New York is the butthole of the world!" she exclaimed. "Yes mam." replied the customs agent. "And you're just passing through?"

08-31-2005, 07:14 PM	#11 (permalink)
cwohio Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Litterbox City Posts: 6,142	ahh-he's alive & well! __________________ *Learn to write your hurts in sand. Learn to carve your blessings in stone! - Unknown*

09-01-2005, 03:08 PM	#12 (permalink)
babeekj Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: Tyler, Texas Posts: 1,029	Watcha tryin to say BaBa ???

09-01-2005, 03:10 PM	#13 (permalink)
BaBa OReiley Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: QVB NYC NY Posts: 620	ya are what dja eat babeekj, LOL so eat SH*T

09-01-2005, 03:15 PM	#14 (permalink)
babeekj Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: Tyler, Texas Posts: 1,029	whatever ...what do you think that says for all you that live there?

09-01-2005, 04:52 PM	#15 (permalink)
BaBa OReiley Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: QVB NYC NY Posts: 620	it says we're the greatest people in the greatest city of the greatest state of this great country!

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09-01-2005, 09:30 PM	#16 (permalink)
wolflet fire dancer Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: no matter where u go there u are...co Posts: 489	dang!, well that is a mouthfull now isn't it? __________________ how we spend our days is how we spend our lives

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