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BaBa OReiley · 08-26-2005, 07:20 PM

A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chickens coop. The rooster struts over the old rooster and says,"OK, old fart, time to retire."

The old rooster replies,"come on, you can't handle ALL these chickens. Look what it's done to me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?"

The young rooster says, "Beat it! You're washed up and I'm taking over."

The old rooster says "I'll tell you what, young stud, I'll race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop."

The young rooster laughs, "You know you don't stand a chance old man, so just to be fair, I'll give you a head start."

The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off after him. They round the front of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap. He's already about 5 inches behind the old rooster and gaining fast. The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting on the front porch when he sees the roosters running by. He grabs up his shotgun and BOOM!, he blows the young rooster to bits.

The farmer sadly shakes his head, "Damn,...third gay rooster I bought this month."

historyteach · 08-26-2005, 07:25 PM

:Lmao

Shalom!

findinganewme · 08-27-2005, 10:16 AM

DEAR LORD ...... you mean even CHICKENS can be homosexual? LOL!

BaBa ...... you certainly have a way of finding the SICKEST jokes ..... but guess what?

I THANK YOU, toots!

Maria

cwohio · 08-27-2005, 10:27 AM

maria - would we expect any less of BaBa? lol

BaBa OReiley · 08-27-2005, 07:43 PM

i would hope not cw!

cwohio · 08-27-2005, 08:35 PM

not to worry BaBa!

findinganewme · 08-28-2005, 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cwohio

maria - would we expect any less of BaBa? lol

I certainly would be TERRIBLY disappointed if BaBa STOPPED misbehaving ..... who would keep us LAUGHING!

Mr. O'Reilly, sir, PLEASE KEEP 'EM COMING!

I, for one, THANK YOU for all the LAUGHS! Although when you do speak about women in a derrogatory manner, you must realize one thing!?!?!!?!?!

YOU'RE WRONG ......... SOOOOOOOOOOO WRONG! Remember, we're the STRONGER SEX!

08-26-2005, 07:20 PM	#1 (permalink)
BaBa OReiley Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: QVB NYC NY Posts: 620	So that's why the chicken crossed the road! A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chickens coop. The rooster struts over the old rooster and says,"OK, old fart, time to retire." The old rooster replies,"come on, you can't handle ALL these chickens. Look what it's done to me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?" The young rooster says, "Beat it! You're washed up and I'm taking over." The old rooster says "I'll tell you what, young stud, I'll race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop." The young rooster laughs, "You know you don't stand a chance old man, so just to be fair, I'll give you a head start." The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off after him. They round the front of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap. He's already about 5 inches behind the old rooster and gaining fast. The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting on the front porch when he sees the roosters running by. He grabs up his shotgun and BOOM!, he blows the young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly shakes his head, "Damn,...third gay rooster I bought this month."

08-26-2005, 07:25 PM	#2 (permalink)
historyteach To Life! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Rhode Island Posts: 9,303	:Lmao Shalom! __________________ IMAGINE

08-27-2005, 10:27 AM	#4 (permalink)
cwohio Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Litterbox City Posts: 6,142	maria - would we expect any less of BaBa? lol __________________ *Learn to write your hurts in sand. Learn to carve your blessings in stone! - Unknown*

08-27-2005, 08:35 PM	#6 (permalink)
cwohio Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Litterbox City Posts: 6,142	not to worry BaBa! __________________ *Learn to write your hurts in sand. Learn to carve your blessings in stone! - Unknown*

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08-27-2005, 10:16 AM	#3 (permalink)
findinganewme old enough to know BETTER!!!!! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: NY, NY Posts: 403	DEAR LORD ...... you mean even CHICKENS can be homosexual? LOL! BaBa ...... you certainly have a way of finding the SICKEST jokes ..... but guess what? I THANK YOU, toots! Maria

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BaBa OReiley Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: QVB NYC NY Posts: 620	i would hope not cw!

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